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My Hairdresser is in Immigration Jail

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So I just got the worst phone call ever. My hair dresser Kat from Hungry (yes I am going to spell that wrong forever just to spite people) is in some sort of deportation jail. What the fuck. Now GW has fucked with my hair, my most single valued personal asset. Before I thought he was a bafoon and basic idiot. Now he falls into the piece of shit human being category. She said immigration officials treated her horribly (well June told me that who spoke directly w her). I wish I could help her out somehow.

Sigh- my user pic is the only remaining vestige of how great my hair once was. Will I ever achieve hair perfection w/o going to Sally Herschberger?

What a sad sad day...
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💬 5 comments

  1. paul ·

    Maybe you should attempt a rescue mission.
  2. jason ·

    she's not here legally? whoops, her bad. i feel bad about your not having your fav stylist though.
  3. jason ·

    and yes in your user pic your hair is uber fab
  4. leetee ·

    Yikes! I am sorry. Not having a good hairdresser is.. well, torture, i know. I still miss my Eric from Knoxville sooo much. So, how did this happen? I remember you kvetching she was going away a while ago.....
  5. joshua ·

    when all else fails do like Sinead

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