04/16/09 08:41 - 54ºF - ID#48409

Queen of samples

Behold my bounty from Saks:

They were giving this stuff away like it was going out of style. I plan on sharing some of the bounty with (e:businesscheese) (shh don't tell her it's going to be part of her bitches gift bag)

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

04/16/09 04:27 - 58ºF - ID#48403

It's good to be back

After the world's most dramatic vacation (I blame PMS for my insanity) I'm back in the city. I wasn't sure how I'd feel about this as I kinda just wanted to go somewhere and forget about life period.

Turns out being back is not so bad. When I arrived at work everyone was actually happy to see me. It's a nice feeling. And despite having a shit load of work, I'm not hating work at all.

And the icing on the cake: Saks is having a huge sale. I went and bought some lip balm, various face creams (I'm such a sucker for that junk) and (drum roll) Marc Jacobs sunglasses.

Basically I'm going to use work and retail therapy to drown my sorrows. As of day one it's working.

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

04/12/09 11:51 - 32ºF - ID#48371

Convo with lilho

Me: I am not dramatic.

Sarah: OMG you are so dramatic.

Me: Um. No.

Sarah: You take it to the next level. You have drama and then you instill fear into the general public.

Me: Oh. I can't argue that.

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

04/11/09 11:52 - 38ºF - ID#48357

Easter Basket '09

Me: So am I getting a Easter Basket?

Mom: No Jessica you're not. What would I even put in one for you?

Me: A baby chicken, jelly beans, candy, Easter surprises.

Mom: I don't even know what a Easter surprise is.

Me: Buuuuut my heart wants one.

Mom: Fine. Go take a shower we're going to the store.

Moral of the story: If you say your heart wants it to your Mom you get what you want.

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

04/10/09 10:40 - 41ºF - ID#48340

Worst Vaca Eva

My strep throat is in full force. My neck actually hurts from my tonsils being so swollen.

I feel bad because my mom was so excited to have me here.

Honestly if I was well enough I'd just get on a plane and go back to NYC and hit the reset button.

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

03/25/09 05:38 - 57ºF - ID#48199

Conversations with Momma Ho

re: the volcano that erupted in Alaska

Momma: He said it looked like snow in NYC.

Me: Ew, that's so rude to diss NYC like that. You know when it snows here it's actually white until it hits the ground. (said with attitude)

Momma: Jessica he's from NYC. When you're from New York you can say anything you want and it's not rude.

Me: Oh. Yeah. Actually thats right.

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

03/21/09 08:21 - 34ºF - ID#48149

Party Prep

(e:lilho) getting ready. (e:hodown) already ready (I take 75% less time to get ready). Snaggle tooth included. Soundtrack to this lovely scene:

NWA "Just Don't bite it". (e:Paul) and I were trying to teach (e:lilho) a lesson. We also showed her the Rodger Rabbit dance. She'd never seen it before. Are we that old?

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

03/21/09 06:33 - 40ºF - ID#48147

BFF Foeva- again

So (e:Paul) even though you once punched me so hard I ended up with a snaggle tooth I still adore you.

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

03/18/09 12:52 - 45ºF - ID#48106

In case you're wondering

Yes. I do plan on making every picture from now on sparkly. I discovered blingee.com and I'm obsessed (thank you random blogs!). It's like you can put glitter on everything now. I think the kids realized this back in 2001 with the upswing of myspace, but whatever.

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

03/18/09 12:50 - 45ºF - ID#48105

Baby Bling