mobile04/20/09 12:29 - 44ºF - ID#48450
Mike- My Favorite Visco
Anything involving stickers I love
"Maxin' and relaxing thinking about my girl"
Sweet note from Mikey
Fuzzy pink Hello Kitty Diary with stickers AND glitter pen. Thankfully it's for ages 3 and up so it's safe for me to use.
THANK YOU MIKE I TOTES LOVE MY GIFT!!!
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Location: Jersey City, NJ
04/20/09 12:23 - 44ºF - ID#48449
Bacon- and not in a good way
for my favorite sandwich: bacon, avocado and turkey on multigrain. I was the first customer at the counter and I figured in 5 minutes I'd be on my way to meet Momma Ho for my ride to the airport. It's a fairly simple sandwich to make, however the woman behind the counter took literally 20 minutes to make it. She did a lot of chopping and moving things around and looking confused. When she handed me the final product I had this feeling that I should open the package and inspect the sandwich (which is something I never normally do). Turns out I should have listened to my gut. Once I was on the plane ready for my 5 hour flight I opened the wrapper and took a huge bite and was perplexed. Like a idiot I took a second bite. It was then that I realized what the problem was. Raw bacon. I was deathly ill for the second time in one week. Have you ever been sick in a airplane bathroom? I'd rank it up there with top 5 least favorite things in my life. 
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Location: Jersey City, NJ
04/20/09 11:35 - 44ºF - ID#48448
Oh Miss USA
Miss California managed to make a fool of herself. Just watch and see for yourself:
- My favorite part is at the end when Perez looks like he wants to bitch slap her for being so stupid.
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Location: Jersey City, NJ
04/17/09 11:08 - 50ºF - ID#48415
Um Jessica do you have a tatoo?
Fast forward to home: We applied the tattoo and then took pictures of it with my mom’s camera. My mom then went through her camera and saw the picture. The following day I was doing her hair and she casually asks "Do you have a tattoo Jessica?". I could not believe that #1 she would think that I'd have a tattoo before Sarah and #2 that I would get a wizard/Viking tattoo of all things!
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Location: Jersey City, NJ
04/17/09 10:52 - 50ºF - ID#48413
Shrimps
First you take fresh whole jumbo shrimp. Peel and de-vein.
Dip in seasoned flour then egg.
And most importantly the Cap'n Cruch. I love how it's Cap'n Crunch and not Captain Crunch.
Fry.
I don't have any pictures of the finished product, but they were delicious.
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Location: Jersey City, NJ
04/17/09 10:45 - 50ºF - ID#48412
Salvatores
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Location: Jersey City, NJ
04/16/09 08:41 - 54ºF - ID#48409
Queen of samples
They were giving this stuff away like it was going out of style. I plan on sharing some of the bounty with (e:businesscheese) (shh don't tell her it's going to be part of her bitches gift bag)
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Location: Jersey City, NJ
04/16/09 04:27 - 58ºF - ID#48403
It's good to be back
Turns out being back is not so bad. When I arrived at work everyone was actually happy to see me. It's a nice feeling. And despite having a shit load of work, I'm not hating work at all.
And the icing on the cake: Saks is having a huge sale. I went and bought some lip balm, various face creams (I'm such a sucker for that junk) and (drum roll) Marc Jacobs sunglasses.
Basically I'm going to use work and retail therapy to drown my sorrows. As of day one it's working.
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Location: Jersey City, NJ
04/12/09 11:51 - 32ºF - ID#48371
Convo with lilho
Sarah: OMG you are so dramatic.
Me: Um. No.
Sarah: You take it to the next level. You have drama and then you instill fear into the general public.
Me: Oh. I can't argue that.
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Location: Jersey City, NJ
04/11/09 11:52 - 38ºF - ID#48357
Easter Basket '09
Mom: No Jessica you're not. What would I even put in one for you?
Me: A baby chicken, jelly beans, candy, Easter surprises.
Mom: I don't even know what a Easter surprise is.
Me: Buuuuut my heart wants one.
Mom: Fine. Go take a shower we're going to the store.
Moral of the story: If you say your heart wants it to your Mom you get what you want.
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Location: Jersey City, NJ
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