Posts from March 2009

Taken from a string of emails between my mom and I:

I have had little impact on your choices, and I am not even sure you would have chosen me for a Mom.

• That was said after I told her I found a B&B I liked right down the street from PMT's house that I wanted to stay at. She said it didn't look like anything but a house. I replied I was staying there anyway.

That's what we should do if she doesn't turn out this cute:

• Have I created a monster? Is everyone going to post a porn related title now? Are we going to have a Porn Title Deathmatch? I'll never win that.

Anyway this post is really about Jennifer vs. Jessica.

My entire life people mistakenly refer to me as Jennifer. When I was little I had this autograph book. No one famous ever signed it, but one of the autographs from a pilot is signed "To Jennifer..". The other day at a business dinner someone introduced me as Jennifer. It was really awkward (more so for him than me). I just got out of a meeting and the guy was all "nice to meet you Jennifer". I want to meet a Jennifer and see if people always call her Jessica. Only then will I feel that all is right with the world.

If you are reading this thinking it's going to be porn style you're about to be greatly disappointed. On BFF Day 2009 @paul introducted me to a level of geekdom that I did not know exsisted. Google Analytics. Long story short sex sells and his journal with the title above ranked high. I'm now playing dirty to climb to the top of the (e:strip) ladder.

And now for the point of this post:

I'm too lazy to blog right now. I just like commenting on @businesscheese's blog.

I am so in love with this baby it's ridic. Basically I spent the entire time holding, kissing and squeezing her. She wasn't as into it as I had hoped for.



As you can see she is reaching out for anyone to save her from my nonstop kisses.





Basically I'm going to go to Buffalo all the time now for baby snuggles.

Is this Sarah and I in 30 or so years?

• Jackie & Joan Collins

I'm torn between I hope so and I hope not.

Paul: Do you think you get a mortgage break if a plane crashes into your house?

Me: You want my plane to crash into your Nona's house don't you?

Paul: If your plane has to crash, thats the only way I want you to go.

• I'm rethinking my choice of BFF.

Paul: I want to live in that bldg.

Me: Remember Sunny? He lived there w his Dad.

Paul: He was hot.

Me: He was a douche.

Paul: Why?

Me: I hooked up with him. He was kinda aggressive.

Paul: You don't like aggressive? Or just not in 6th grade?

Me: Uh yeah not in 6th grade.

• Best friends day had so many great conversations!!

I arrived in B'lo safe and sound. It's 5pm and I'm about to dine on red meat with all men. I'm a lucky girl.

Cheers!




PS Emily this is dedicated to you- Martini with Blue Cheese stuffed olives!

The Mom of those 14 babies has a new website. It's scary: