09/27/07 10:18 - 60ºF - ID#41352
TMJ & Myspace
Anyways last nights episode actually gave me some amazing information. #1 Angie Everheart has TMJ. I felt validated. Basically every day of my life my jaw is in pain. It hurts all the time. Sometimes it hurts less and sometimes it hurts more, but it always hurts. Angie said pretty much the same thing. Now to bring it back to Dr. 90210 she was in the show because she was getting Botox injections for her pain. Apparently Botox relaxes the muscle and you get relief for about a month or so. I was amazed watching this for 2 reasons. #1 I now have a legit reason to get Botox. #2 There might actually be a solution to my chronic jaw clenching.
Fast foward to this morning. I decide to google Botox and TMJ because if Google can find it, surely it must be true. There is actually quite a bit out there on this treatment and it seems to work. But really thats not the point. The point is TMJ has a Myspace page. WTF? Really are there a lot of Myspacers out there like "I want TMJ to be my friend."? Anyways if you have any interest in checking out TMJ on Myspace:
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Location: Jersey City, NJ
09/26/07 11:52 - 72ºF - ID#41338
Best Band Ever
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Words: 15
Location: Jersey City, NJ
09/24/07 02:21 - 79ºF - ID#41289
Best website ever
Those days are over. Some genius has come up with a perfect ecard site. You know its a good site when it has a category named "cry for help" (cards in this category read "Let's constantly turn the conversation back to me" & "Theres nothing quite as sad as our happy hours"). Awesome. I highly suggest you "take a break from work" aka goof off and go to this site: www.someecards.com. Oh and if you ever want to send me an e card the new rule is it has to be from that site.
Below is a card I have in mind for a few co-workers:
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Words: 204
Location: Jersey City, NJ
09/21/07 01:54 - 81ºF - ID#41232
Sooo 2001
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Words: 113
Location: Jersey City, NJ
Category: reality tv
09/18/07 04:04 - 74ºF - ID#41180
My Secret
Please click on the link below to view a dramatic moment where Heidi gets the "you know youre a bitch right" talk from a co-worker. It's totally awesome.
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Words: 98
Location: Jersey City, NJ
Category: spa
09/17/07 05:28 - 70ºF - ID#41161
Spa
Be jealous bitches.
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Words: 27
Location: Jersey City, NJ
Category: cheese
09/17/07 05:25 - 70ºF - ID#41160
Eau de Fromage
Nothing says I'm hot for you like cheese.
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Words: 21
Location: Jersey City, NJ
Category: robots
09/17/07 05:23 - 70ºF - ID#41159
Mr. Roboto
Already they are taking over the phones in Williamsburg.
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Words: 21
Location: Jersey City, NJ
Category: britney spears
09/12/07 12:48 - 62ºF - ID#41061
She still has one fan left in her corner
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Words: 22
Location: Jersey City, NJ
Category: boys who suck
09/10/07 04:13 - 72ºF - ID#41035
Seriously dude, seriously
Ok back to the story. So as I said we've been seeing each other for a while. Right before I went to AZ on vacation we had a little incident where we were going to hang out and have dinner together at my place. Long story short he was 3 hours late because he stopped to eat on the way to my place because he was hungry. Apparently they don't make apples to go, you have to stay at the tree they were grown on and eat them there. Previous to this he was also mega late to meet me and my friends in Queens (he shows up as we are ready to leave). Pretty much I was done which this behavior. Then I got drunk and needed someplace to stay at 2am on a week night and just like that it was sorta back on.
Last time I saw/spoke to him was Labor Day weekend. Friday of that weekend. Where he was once again late to meet me and my friends. And they seemed kinda sketched out by him. I was like whatever, another one bites the dust. He didn't call or anything either until Saturday night when I get a text from him: "Hi Do you have fun plans tonight? I do!" Huh? What is that? So I just don't respond because really you don't talk to me for over a week then you send me a text? Then today I get an email from him:
Subject: Hi Sexy!
How are you? :D
Do you know that there's a Hello Kitty section at Toys R Us in Times Square?
♥ Jared
My thoughts:
What is this email? It's retarded and it bothers me. Plus we havent actually spoken in forever.
Because I'm bored at work I reply back. My intended tone was to be jerkish. As you'll read below it didn't work.
My Reply:
I do. There's one in FAO and a free standing store too.
Im fine. How are you?
His Reply:
You have Kitty Stations.
I'm goood. :) muah!
WTF is/are Kitty Stations? Why all the smiley face useage? muah? I thought only 16 year old girls texting their boyfriends used that term. Im not exactly sure what it even means. Now he bothers me. What 40 year old conducts himself like this? I feel like at some point Im going to have to have the "please don't contact me ever" conversation with him.
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Words: 451
Location: Jersey City, NJ
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