Ok...

I was supposed to go to a movie today with (e:vycious) whom ever he was going to invite, whom ever I was going to invite, (e:imk2), and (e:des) today . We had some passes for Van Wilder, but um.. I uh. lost the tickets somewhere in the course of cleaning out my car. (A looser is me)

So tonight was almost like any other night that (e:vycious) would let me use his basement laundry facilities and we'd hang out and play video games while we got wasted, and then Erin came over and all hell broke loose!

(e:vycious) needed a back shaving and at first I was thought why would I shave my freinds back? Then I said to my self, why not?! Isn't that what friends, and little camcorders in your phone are for? Besides (e:vycious) is very hobbity in many ways (he's got very course wirey hairs that spring from the most uncomely of places, so he feels) and shaves on the occasion to mask his true nature from the rest of human kind...

So with Erin behind the camera we commenced to make this here video. I've transcribed just below it.

Afterwards I found out that the blades were dull and there was a loose tooth on it which made it bite quite a bit so none of the ow's are fake (sorry (e:vycious) ), and after some sincere apologizes and (e:vycious) 's review of the video he approved it's being posted since it's pretty damn funny. He's quite a sport that (e:vycious).

Enjoy...

OOOH.... Don't forget about the 2 estrip parties that are coming up. enknot Birthday and (e:pmt)'s Xmas Bash! Details about the birthday part are in my previous post and i'll keep you all posted here.

::Download Flash Video::

enknot: I am now. e n k n o t, going to shave vycious' back, come and see his hairy assed back


enknot: clippers... how do I get this on? Is there a switch? I can't figure it out. Oh, here goes. Oh yes,

vycious: ow!

enknot: shut up

vycious: ow! ow ow ow!

enknot: you fuzzy son of a bitch

enknot: you hobbit bastard

vycious: ow!

enknot: why dosn't it shave?

vycious: because it's battery operated

enknot: you've got evil hobbit hair

vycious: a.. hooowwooww. I'm going to go to work tomorrow and I'm going to be bloody. ow ow!

erin: come on, be nice... [giggles]

enknot: I am being nice!

vycious: that really hurts..

enknot: Say my name bitch!

vycious: ow

enknot: Say my name

vycious: it's really hurting...

enknot: I've gotta get. I've gotta get this hair offa here dude. Otherwise it'll be on there, and you don't want that

erin: you gotta be nice though [giggles]

vycious: ow, ow.

enknot: yeah baby! Yeah! [ smacks ].

vycious: ow. ahh I'm bleeding.

enknot: He's all red..

erin: you gotta be nice though [giggle]

vycious: [gibberish] ah what are you doing to me here

enknot: I'm shaving you!

vycious: what are you doing to me here?

enknot: I'm shaving you

vycious: you're like mangling me!

erin: you're shaving against the grain dude

enknot: Oh, sorry.

vycious: I thought you said your dad was beautician

enknot: Yeah, it doesn't mean I'm genetically good at this shit dude

enknot: Look at that it's like a mound of hair

vycious: ahhh easy!

enknot: It's really him. I didn't just find some bum off the street

vycious: I'm not a bum!

enknot: Shut up bitch!

vycious: ahh!

enknot: That was an action shoot

enknot: Say my name

vycious: you are hurting me

enknot: Say my name

vycious: you are really hurting me

[laughter]