mobileCategory: potpourri
08/07/06 02:56 - 80ºF - ID#22805
Oh where to begin?
Last Thursday I was going to post and the post would have looked like this:
I heart boys. Office make out boy is back today and brought in cute little gifts for moi. And by gifts I mean the free swag from his first class flight back to the US. Also I got a scarf that apparently is going to help me attract the Euros come winter time. Also the bad spanish soap opera continued with me being bent over the desk at one point. So bad, yet so good.
Then I was going to post on Friday, but instead I got drunk after work. In any case the post would have looked like this:
I do not heart boys. Office make out boy has some sort of new ignoring agenda going on and I do not approve. I understand the whole need for secrecy, but come on. Regan and Castro had more communication during the 80s then we had. To top it off as we were leaving the building he just crossed the street with out so much as a later gator. I have hurt feelings.
Saturday rolled around and again I didn't post because instead I got drunk. The evening started out with a little smoke in the park with a snack of pico de gallo. It was down hill from there. By the end of the evening we had left a burlesque club in disgust because of the lack of boobies and were recounting out first anal sex experiences. I'm not sure how a bunch of girls with such sweet looking faces can be so utterly filthy. I was going to use the adjective raunchy there, but once you bring in anal sex I believe you must then begin using filthy. Then I got home at 5am.
And I was going to post on Sunday, but you know the drill. I got drunk instead. After a very sparse 5.5 hours of sleep I awoke to meet the gang for brunch in Inwood. An all you can drink brunch. I got drunk again. Then we bought the newspaper, sat in the park and smoked (or should I say the usual smokers smoked) and ate ice cream. It was so fun.
And now it's Monday and I plan on staying sober for at least 2 days in a row. Below are some pictures,courtesy of resident photographer Bauwhore, from Sunday.
Carolyn was out till the wee hours. Can you tell?
Eamon and Cate were not out till 4:30am. You can tell. They look happy.
I'm drinking to ward off a hangover.
What a good looking group of kids.
This is Emily "Bringing the Sexy Back" as Justin Timberlake would say.
Walky walk to the park.
This is my evil "Want some ice cream little boy" face. It's also my "It's Sunday and I'm burnt" face.
I heart boys. Office make out boy is back today and brought in cute little gifts for moi. And by gifts I mean the free swag from his first class flight back to the US. Also I got a scarf that apparently is going to help me attract the Euros come winter time. Also the bad spanish soap opera continued with me being bent over the desk at one point. So bad, yet so good.
Then I was going to post on Friday, but instead I got drunk after work. In any case the post would have looked like this:
I do not heart boys. Office make out boy has some sort of new ignoring agenda going on and I do not approve. I understand the whole need for secrecy, but come on. Regan and Castro had more communication during the 80s then we had. To top it off as we were leaving the building he just crossed the street with out so much as a later gator. I have hurt feelings.
Saturday rolled around and again I didn't post because instead I got drunk. The evening started out with a little smoke in the park with a snack of pico de gallo. It was down hill from there. By the end of the evening we had left a burlesque club in disgust because of the lack of boobies and were recounting out first anal sex experiences. I'm not sure how a bunch of girls with such sweet looking faces can be so utterly filthy. I was going to use the adjective raunchy there, but once you bring in anal sex I believe you must then begin using filthy. Then I got home at 5am.
And I was going to post on Sunday, but you know the drill. I got drunk instead. After a very sparse 5.5 hours of sleep I awoke to meet the gang for brunch in Inwood. An all you can drink brunch. I got drunk again. Then we bought the newspaper, sat in the park and smoked (or should I say the usual smokers smoked) and ate ice cream. It was so fun.
And now it's Monday and I plan on staying sober for at least 2 days in a row. Below are some pictures,courtesy of resident photographer Bauwhore, from Sunday.
Carolyn was out till the wee hours. Can you tell?
Eamon and Cate were not out till 4:30am. You can tell. They look happy.
I'm drinking to ward off a hangover.
What a good looking group of kids.
This is Emily "Bringing the Sexy Back" as Justin Timberlake would say.
Walky walk to the park.
This is my evil "Want some ice cream little boy" face. It's also my "It's Sunday and I'm burnt" face.
I love the pictures and expose into your life... that last picture looks mysteriously similar to your "want some pot, you little DARE posterchild" face
I must say, you do look especially cute in the last pic. Little boys beware!
I HATE the ignoring agenda, more than just about anything. I don't know why guys do that. We are not 12!! :( Good luck to you...
I had one girl I know say she really liked it and it was great. Then there is the joke of getting a tattoo on your ass that says exit only. I have heard that if it is done right the you can have an A orgasim. There is a rumor that for girls there is something called a trigasim. That would be an A orgasime a Clitiral stimulation orgasim and a vaginal orgasim, it sounds made up but one has heard of such things. Personaly the thought of anything going in there grosses me out I don't even like when stuff goes out. But that being said If the girl was hot enough she might be able to convince me to try it. 
I really don't get the whole anal sex thing. As a guy, I would never go for that over the real thing, unless the real thing was giant and sloppy.
I HEARD YOU ARE COMING TO VEGAS! I am so excited you and sarah are going for a vaca there! Let me know the dates asap....becuase i definitely want to spend some time with two of the coolest chicas i know!Permalink: Oh_where_to_begin_.html
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Location: Jersey City, NJ
Category: music
07/26/06 12:51 - 83ºF - ID#22801
Dirty on Purpose is the new Bishop Allen
I've discovered this band Dirty on Purpose
I'm now obsessed with them. Sorry Bishop Allen, it had to end at some point.
Also I just returned from vacation. It was awesome and sucked.
I was the victim of a mugging attempt on the subway platform. That was fun. I was totally freaked out. It helped a lot that the construction workers also waiting for the train did nothing to help me. The one good thing that came of it was when I broke down crying at the Jetblue check in counter they held the plane for me and made sure my bags got on the plane too.
It also sucked that my aunt is neurotic and had rules about everything. certain color napkins had to be used. I didn't really obey the rules and it didn't make her happy. Oh well. Also no one was into drinking. Also my ex text messaged me all weekend. Also I got my period. None of that was fun.
What was fun was my 13 yr old cousin thinks I'm fantastic. I knew some day I'd be someone's role model. his mother is a little worried that he chose me to hang out with the whole time.
Seeing all my cousins and their families made me realize that I'm done with the whole single thing. I want a family and a house now with little babies. Also I'm pretty sure I'm over New York and the muggers who live here.
Disclaimer: I may change my mind on all of that tomorrow.
I'm now obsessed with them. Sorry Bishop Allen, it had to end at some point.
Also I just returned from vacation. It was awesome and sucked.
I was the victim of a mugging attempt on the subway platform. That was fun. I was totally freaked out. It helped a lot that the construction workers also waiting for the train did nothing to help me. The one good thing that came of it was when I broke down crying at the Jetblue check in counter they held the plane for me and made sure my bags got on the plane too.
It also sucked that my aunt is neurotic and had rules about everything. certain color napkins had to be used. I didn't really obey the rules and it didn't make her happy. Oh well. Also no one was into drinking. Also my ex text messaged me all weekend. Also I got my period. None of that was fun.
What was fun was my 13 yr old cousin thinks I'm fantastic. I knew some day I'd be someone's role model. his mother is a little worried that he chose me to hang out with the whole time.
Seeing all my cousins and their families made me realize that I'm done with the whole single thing. I want a family and a house now with little babies. Also I'm pretty sure I'm over New York and the muggers who live here.
Disclaimer: I may change my mind on all of that tomorrow.
Permalink: Dirty_on_Purpose_is_the_new_Bishop_Allen.html
Words: 261
Location: Jersey City, NJ
Category: ugh!!!
07/13/06 12:10 - 77ºF - ID#22798
I'm furious
The saga continues:
So as you may have read it was brought to my attention that during the two years of employment at my current company I have yet to be paid over time. So I email a few people and they assure my no worries, it'll all be taken care of. So I'm amiable about the situation, people make mistakes. Granted this is a huge mistake that someone made I'm willing to look at it like "oh well, i'll get a huge paycheck, sweet". So I wait and this is where you read my last journal with the link above. I got 11.6 hours. Well I calculated at least 16.6, not including the past year and a half. So at a MINIMUM I'm supposed to get an additional 5 hours in this weeks paycheck. So when paychecks arrive today I tear mine open to realize that #1- I did not get paid for the 5 hours, not to mention the ton of hours from the past 1.5 years and #2- They just added to 5 hours on to my time worked, like it was on last weeks paycheck. WTF??
I'm fuming. At this point my view is someone majorly f'd up by setting me up wrong in the system. I was ok and willing to let it slide as long as I was compensated and compensated in a timely manner. None of that is happening. Now I'm getting HR involved to get to the bottom of this.
So as you may have read it was brought to my attention that during the two years of employment at my current company I have yet to be paid over time. So I email a few people and they assure my no worries, it'll all be taken care of. So I'm amiable about the situation, people make mistakes. Granted this is a huge mistake that someone made I'm willing to look at it like "oh well, i'll get a huge paycheck, sweet". So I wait and this is where you read my last journal with the link above. I got 11.6 hours. Well I calculated at least 16.6, not including the past year and a half. So at a MINIMUM I'm supposed to get an additional 5 hours in this weeks paycheck. So when paychecks arrive today I tear mine open to realize that #1- I did not get paid for the 5 hours, not to mention the ton of hours from the past 1.5 years and #2- They just added to 5 hours on to my time worked, like it was on last weeks paycheck. WTF??
I'm fuming. At this point my view is someone majorly f'd up by setting me up wrong in the system. I was ok and willing to let it slide as long as I was compensated and compensated in a timely manner. None of that is happening. Now I'm getting HR involved to get to the bottom of this.
Permalink: I_m_furious.html
Words: 249
Location: Jersey City, NJ
Category: reasons not to blog
07/10/06 04:26 - 75ºF - ID#22796
Dont have a blog if
your ex reads it and can track down your up coming vacations. it can only lead to no good.
ugh.. no crying on vacations. there has to be a rule about that.
hook ups yes, slutting it up a bit yes, crying over ex boys no.
ugh.. no crying on vacations. there has to be a rule about that.
hook ups yes, slutting it up a bit yes, crying over ex boys no.
Permalink: Dont_have_a_blog_if.html
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Location: Jersey City, NJ
Category: celebrity
07/07/06 11:19 - 71ºF - ID#22795
Celebrity look a like
We all know of my celebrity interest (that's code for im a little bit too interested in any thing trashy and celebrity). In any case when I discovered My heritage face recognition I was sold. What it does is scan your face and then tells you what male and female celebrity you resemble. Now let's face it (no pun intended), this program is 100% useless. Have you ever been like "Gosh I wish my computer would let me know what celebrity I look like because I can't figure it out myself". No. And if you answered yes to that email me because we may be soul mates. In any case I apparently resemble both:
Jessy McCartney/Who I resemble if I was a boy with highlights and looking to be in a boy band
Jessy McCartney/Who I resemble if I was a boy and 14 yrs old and trying to be sexy
Selma Blair/Who I resemble if I was hot and had black hair
Selma Blair with bff Sarah Michelle Gellar/Who I'd resemble if I had a friend who looked like Sarah Michelle Gellar. But I can't stand the 3 name celebrity thing so in reality Id never be friends with Sarah Michelle Gellar.
I was sold. What it does is scan your face and then tells you what male and female celebrity you resemble. Now let's face it (no pun intended), this program is 100% useless. Have you ever been like "Gosh I wish my computer would let me know what celebrity I look like because I can't figure it out myself". No. And if you answered yes to that email me because we may be soul mates. In any case I apparently resemble both: Jessy McCartney/Who I resemble if I was a boy with highlights and looking to be in a boy band
Jessy McCartney/Who I resemble if I was a boy and 14 yrs old and trying to be sexy
Selma Blair/Who I resemble if I was hot and had black hair
Selma Blair with bff Sarah Michelle Gellar/Who I'd resemble if I had a friend who looked like Sarah Michelle Gellar. But I can't stand the 3 name celebrity thing so in reality Id never be friends with Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Permalink: Celebrity_look_a_like.html
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Location: Jersey City, NJ
Category: non-exsistant
07/07/06 11:03 - 71ºF - ID#22794
I have no will power
My office make out partner was in the office yesterday. I had decided that our shenanigans were going to end. However that plan didn't seem to work out quite like I envisioned it. It went something like this:
office boy: so im still slutty and i don't want you to think im a jerk because im not.
moi: blah you're only 10% jerk and 90% irresistible.
office boy: ok so lets meet in the supply room and cop a feel. Ok?
moi: awesome, i'll meet you in there.
us in supply room groping at each other like a bad spanish soap opera.
ugh. but secretly i love it, i can't help it.
office boy: so im still slutty and i don't want you to think im a jerk because im not.
moi: blah you're only 10% jerk and 90% irresistible.
office boy: ok so lets meet in the supply room and cop a feel. Ok?
moi: awesome, i'll meet you in there.
us in supply room groping at each other like a bad spanish soap opera.
ugh. but secretly i love it, i can't help it.
Permalink: I_have_no_will_power.html
Words: 110
Location: Jersey City, NJ
Category: putin
07/06/06 04:35 - 71ºF - ID#22793
This is so odd
Putin kissed boy 'like a kitten'
MOSCOW, Russia (Reuters) -- Vladimir Putin's decision to stop a small boy as he walked through the Kremlin and kiss his stomach was prompted by a desire to "touch him like a kitten," the Russian president said on Thursday.
The five-year-old boy, identified as Nikita Konkin by the press, was clearly stunned by the kiss and speculation over Putin's motivation has run wild in the week since it happened.
Curious Internet users propelled the issue to the top of a list of questions put to Putin in an interactive Web cast.
"People came up and I began talking to them, among them this little boy. He seemed to me very independent, sure of himself and at the same time defenseless so to speak, an innocent boy and a very nice little boy," Putin told the Web cast.
"I tell you honestly, I just wanted to touch him like a kitten and that desire of mine ended in that act."
The Izvestia daily, which tracked down Nikita, discovered that he had refused to wash after that kiss.
"I just liked him and he liked me very much. I want to be president myself," the five-year-old told the paper.
Putin was shown by state television chatting to graduates of military academies before he took a walk through one of the Kremlin's courtyards, often full of tourists.
He stopped and spoke to Nikita who turned away shyly. "What is your name?" Putin asked, kneeling down in front of the fair-haired boy and holding him by the waist.
"Nikita," the clearly shocked boy answered, looking from side to side.
Putin then lifted the boy's shirt and kissed him on his stomach. The Russian president then patted the boy on the head and walked off through a crowd of astonished tourists.
I don't know about you but this smells weirdly of child molester to me. I'm getting the shivers just thinking about it.
MOSCOW, Russia (Reuters) -- Vladimir Putin's decision to stop a small boy as he walked through the Kremlin and kiss his stomach was prompted by a desire to "touch him like a kitten," the Russian president said on Thursday.
The five-year-old boy, identified as Nikita Konkin by the press, was clearly stunned by the kiss and speculation over Putin's motivation has run wild in the week since it happened.
Curious Internet users propelled the issue to the top of a list of questions put to Putin in an interactive Web cast.
"People came up and I began talking to them, among them this little boy. He seemed to me very independent, sure of himself and at the same time defenseless so to speak, an innocent boy and a very nice little boy," Putin told the Web cast.
"I tell you honestly, I just wanted to touch him like a kitten and that desire of mine ended in that act."
The Izvestia daily, which tracked down Nikita, discovered that he had refused to wash after that kiss.
"I just liked him and he liked me very much. I want to be president myself," the five-year-old told the paper.
Putin was shown by state television chatting to graduates of military academies before he took a walk through one of the Kremlin's courtyards, often full of tourists.
He stopped and spoke to Nikita who turned away shyly. "What is your name?" Putin asked, kneeling down in front of the fair-haired boy and holding him by the waist.
"Nikita," the clearly shocked boy answered, looking from side to side.
Putin then lifted the boy's shirt and kissed him on his stomach. The Russian president then patted the boy on the head and walked off through a crowd of astonished tourists.
I don't know about you but this smells weirdly of child molester to me. I'm getting the shivers just thinking about it.
Permalink: This_is_so_odd.html
Words: 328
Location: Jersey City, NJ
Category: overheard
07/03/06 10:39 - 73ºF - ID#22792
Funniest sentence of the day
Yeah, for a scientist, I have a strange level of comfort with magic.
Statement made by co worker who is not a scientist.
Statement made by co worker who is not a scientist.
Permalink: Funniest_sentence_of_the_day.html
Words: 23
Location: Jersey City, NJ
Category: american idol
06/30/06 04:08 - 68ºF - ID#22791
I'm obsessed with Taylor Hicks
And by obsessed I mean I'm obsessed with how he is now a sex symbol. As I typed that I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Please note the news photo of him followed by a news story about how his grade school crush just got back in contact with him. I bet she did after she swooned over his latest Ford Trucks commercial.
Taylor- Why? Why?
I'm also obsessed with posting. This is my 3rd post today.
Please note the news photo of him followed by a news story about how his grade school crush just got back in contact with him. I bet she did after she swooned over his latest Ford Trucks commercial.
Taylor- Why? Why?
I'm also obsessed with posting. This is my 3rd post today.
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Location: Jersey City, NJ
Category: work
06/30/06 01:11 - 74ºF - ID#22789
Worky work work work work work work
Today is annoying.
First off:
Recently it came to my attention that I should in fact be paid over time. And I should be paid retroactive over time. According to HR I would be recieving this monster repayment of my blood sweat and tears in today's paycheck. So when I checked I was shocked to see only payment for 11.6 hours. What I've worked in recent weeks. Apparently my email was not clear and they only went back a few weeks. WTF? I had to go back to my start date in 2004 and detail every hour worked. This meant going over time in 3 different systems (including one which was just my writing my time down on paper). I was really hoping that I'd get that cash today. Now I wait two more weeks. Damn
Secondly:
We closed out office on Monday. At first you're thinking "wait a minute Jessica, that's not annoying". Well wait there is a caveat. Our office is closed except I have to be here- just in case. Awesome. And just in case I get out early:
Hey, Jess. I know you'll be working but you might be able to get out early enough to come by for another bbq at home. Sorry for the last minute notice but Russ and I just decided to do this. So, if you've got no other plans then I hope you can hang with us. I just talked to Randa and I gave her a voucher so maybe you two can hitch a ride together again.
Maria
So it's either work or a repeat of this weekend:
I choose work.
On a happier note. Do you watch "Run's House" on MTV? No? Dude you are so missing out. First of all anything old school hiphop rocks. Run is like the godfather of old school hiphop. Or maybe he is just to me. So on last night's show his young son is recording an album. So the mom walks in to see how the kids are doing and busts out with a rhyme on the spot. They threw her in the booth to rock out a verse on the song and oh my god. A mom who can rhyme on que? Sign me up for adoption.
First off:
Recently it came to my attention that I should in fact be paid over time. And I should be paid retroactive over time. According to HR I would be recieving this monster repayment of my blood sweat and tears in today's paycheck. So when I checked I was shocked to see only payment for 11.6 hours. What I've worked in recent weeks. Apparently my email was not clear and they only went back a few weeks. WTF? I had to go back to my start date in 2004 and detail every hour worked. This meant going over time in 3 different systems (including one which was just my writing my time down on paper). I was really hoping that I'd get that cash today. Now I wait two more weeks. Damn
Secondly:
We closed out office on Monday. At first you're thinking "wait a minute Jessica, that's not annoying". Well wait there is a caveat. Our office is closed except I have to be here- just in case. Awesome. And just in case I get out early:
Hey, Jess. I know you'll be working but you might be able to get out early enough to come by for another bbq at home. Sorry for the last minute notice but Russ and I just decided to do this. So, if you've got no other plans then I hope you can hang with us. I just talked to Randa and I gave her a voucher so maybe you two can hitch a ride together again.
Maria
So it's either work or a repeat of this weekend:
I choose work.
On a happier note. Do you watch "Run's House" on MTV? No? Dude you are so missing out. First of all anything old school hiphop rocks. Run is like the godfather of old school hiphop. Or maybe he is just to me. So on last night's show his young son is recording an album. So the mom walks in to see how the kids are doing and busts out with a rhyme on the spot. They threw her in the booth to rock out a verse on the song and oh my god. A mom who can rhyme on que? Sign me up for adoption.
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Location: Jersey City, NJ
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