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07/07/06 11:03 - ID#22794
I have no will power
My office make out partner was in the office yesterday. I had decided that our shenanigans were going to end. However that plan didn't seem to work out quite like I envisioned it. It went something like this:
office boy: so im still slutty and i don't want you to think im a jerk because im not.
moi: blah you're only 10% jerk and 90% irresistible.
office boy: ok so lets meet in the supply room and cop a feel. Ok?
moi: awesome, i'll meet you in there.
us in supply room groping at each other like a bad spanish soap opera.
ugh. but secretly i love it, i can't help it.
office boy: so im still slutty and i don't want you to think im a jerk because im not.
moi: blah you're only 10% jerk and 90% irresistible.
office boy: ok so lets meet in the supply room and cop a feel. Ok?
moi: awesome, i'll meet you in there.
us in supply room groping at each other like a bad spanish soap opera.
ugh. but secretly i love it, i can't help it.
I don't work in an office and I work with all guys really but there is a lovely chic in Human Resources who I would gladly let Sexualy Harass me, but that I guess it wouldn't really be Harassment, but it sure would be fun. 
that's awesome. i wish i had a slutty office maker-outer. work would be so much more fun then!!
Jess, you are my hero! You not only groped in a supply room, used percentages to describe a person but also dropped a connection with spanish soap operas, all in one post. I love you!Permalink: I_have_no_will_power.html
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