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Sex-retary

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So a few years back I was a sexy secretary. I can't find the pictures, maybe I'll see if they are still on my camera and I'll update this. Anyways that goes against my whole anti slutty halloween.

This year I'm thinking 80's secretary? Huge glasses, taupe pantyhose (or thigh highs because when else do you get to wear them?), pumps and a tacky dress? Either that or Joan from Mad Men. Really that's my goal for everyday though, to be Joan.

Is it played out to recycle a costume? Should I just be a bedazzled ghost? Or should I just be drunk and bitter as planned?

Help me people what should I do?

Keep in mind I leave tomorrow. Have to pack tonight and have NOTHING ready. Yeah, I'm so on top of things.

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💬 5 comments

  1. tinypliny ·

    I vote Joan from whereever with those crazy unreal bras and clothes!

  2. janelle ·

    Roll yourself up in a tan sheet and be a burrito.

  3. janelle ·

    oops. that bad idea was @drew, not janelle.

  4. jenks ·

    Someday I swear I'm going to put a sheet over my head and be a ghost.

    I recycle costumes if I've moved to a new city (i.e. people haven't seen it.)

    I just finished my costume... have to admit I'm actually a little bit psyched about it. Now just to hope I don't get called to the ER, b/c I'm hoping to make an appearance- although I'm supposed to go to Cozumel too.

    Oh, and Jess- I'll be in NYC next week for a course. the 6th-11th. Busy during the days, but free nights. rock on.

  5. jenks ·

    p.s. sexy does not have to be slutty. that's the key.

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