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hodown’s journal

It scares me

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that my gym is stalking me. I haven't been really hardcore work out like I was a few months ago and my gym has noticed. They have called me with increasingly scary messages.

Message from owner: "Hi we've noticed you haven't been using the gym as much this summer, we've missed you."

Message from my trainer: "Hey Jessica. I've missed you. Hoping we can start training again now that fall is here."

This is all code for: "You are going to get your ass kicked for slacking. So we hope you're ready for a few barfy workouts!"

I seriously feel nervous even thinking about it.

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💬 4 comments

  1. paul ·

    They are afraid you might quit and not get there 10 million dollars a week. Omg, those freakin suckers - I was so messed up. Look at my face, I looks like a am about to have a stroke.

  2. tinypliny ·

    Sounds like they took tips from one of those credit collection agencies that launch escalating attacks.

  3. hodown ·

    I know! In retrospect maybe being the most high ever wasn't the best idea for us..

  4. springfaerie ·

    UGH! I actually kind of wish that my gym would call me. I haven't been since my dad got sick in May and they haven't said, "Boo!" except for when my payment didn't go through due to the whole HSBC bank fiasco. *Sigh* The trainers want to get paid, that is their whole purpose. Still, at least you know that it'll be there when you're ready to go back.

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