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Today in the news

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Normally the news pisses me off, or makes me wonder wtf?! Well today the news had a different affect on me. It made me chuckle.

New topic #1:

A NASA astronaut who drove hundreds of miles to confront a romantic rival, wearing diapers on the journey so that she would not have to stop to use the restroom, appeared in court today after being arrested on attempted kidnapping and other charges.

Oh so many things to say about this. She worked for NASA and was a loon? Astronauts wear diapers? No one ever taught me that in 4th grade when I was learning about Astronauts, I feel kinda jipped. Thanks a lot Ms. Harrington. I could go on but I'm oh so eager to move on to topic #2.

  1. 2: One of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard said the disgraced minister emerged convinced that he is ''completely heterosexual. I'm sorry but if you like sticking your penis up someone's ass you are not 100% hetero. If you like getting head from someone who is the same sex as you you are not 100% hetro. ''He is completely heterosexual,'' Ralph said. ''That is something he discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. Acting out the situations? Did he give gay sex another go and was like "nah"? I'm so confused. This is so typical of christian evevangelical/fundamentialists. They "cured" yet another gay. I would have had way more respect for the dude if he was like "so I like meth and getting head from a dude every now and then".
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  1. metalpeter ·

    I am of the belief that if you have gay sex once you arn't gay from the act itself but if you enjoy it or do it again then you are. But what if have gay sex with a guy when with a girl then maybe. But there are people who from what I have heard do not like guys and don't find them attractive but will get blown and maybe even more but still consider themselves stright. But to say that someone is completely 100% hetro makes no sense cause anyone who watchs porn if they where would turn away when watching a bj or handjob so that statement dosn't really make sense.

  2. jason ·

    Maybe not gay, but bi or bi-curious to be sure.

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