04/27/05 10:48 - ID#22660

Funniest Thing I have heard in a while

In the office:

Gary: "Hey Bob how's it going?"

Bob: "You know just working for the weekend as the song goes."

I sit here laughing just thinking about it. The things people say in an office setting are classic.

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

04/26/05 03:01 - ID#22659

No fucking way

I just saw that Jersey City is happy?! Ok I live there. The place is a dump. Sunday morning there were signs all around my neighborhood about an attempted rape, that was right before I looked down and found a huge sack of pot. Constantly you hear about shootings and the city is beyond corrupt- and this is all in the nice part of town. I could go on and on about why this survey is wrong. A bunch of you have even been there visiting me- I think we can all agree JC is not a happy place...

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

03/24/05 01:42 - ID#22658

Karl Lagerfeld

I just saw Karl Lagerfeld on my way to get my eyebrows threaded (FYI- it hurts like a mofo to get this done). Why am I so obsessed with celeb sightings? He was so fab.

Missing Image ;(

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

03/20/05 11:49 - ID#22656

Boy oh boy

That Paul sure is a smoker. He hasn't stopped since he got here- my apt is actually starting to stink- P U!

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

03/15/05 01:02 - ID#22654

Just for the record

Chillaxing is a registered trademark of JKH industries. If you are interested in finding out more about JKH Industries you should consult Kramerica (we do work similar to them).

On another note:

I am glad I am not the only one who intentionally does things to piss other people off.

St. Patricks Day is 2 days away! I love St. Patricks Day. My office is right on the parade route so I may have to slip out for a while to partake in the party!!

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

03/11/05 04:53 - ID#22653

This says it all

Sorry lilho- I'll always be the Grand Puba

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

02/21/05 01:22 - ID#22652

Paris Hilton is a dirty slut

but she'll make a small fortune now that these are all over the internet. Why can't I be a socialite?

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

02/16/05 03:23 - ID#22651

The Gates

Being a "New Yorker" I feel like "The Gates" is one thing I can speak about first hand. Joshua first of all saying "that New Yorkers are too obsessed with looking hip to actually say what they think about it" is so far off base I can't even believe it. The one thing New Yorkers aren't shy about is expressing exactly what they think. That is magnified even more when it comes to our park and EVEN MORE so when someone from out of town comes in and does something to our park. (I say our park because collectively we all see this as our own little piece of nature). There were countless interviews on TV the day the installation opened. And the big story was what we as residents of NYC thought (I have to say most people who live here honestly don't give a crap about the tourists because they just get in the way- i know i know they spend a lot of dough here but that's not the point). Everyone they interviewed had a point of view that ranged from loving it to hating it to just coming out to see it because it was a once in a life time experience. And for the record there were no patrons- it was the artists own money that they earned and the pieces weren't rolled off a conver belt- it took a lot of hard human work to pull it off. My office cube directly overlooks the park (57th st bet 5th and 6th) and it really is something to see. No matter if you agree with it or not its a sight that has to be seen to be commented on.

Personally I do think that it was a waste of money when I see people starving everyday, but the reason we live in America is freedom and that includes the freedom to waste your own money as you see fit.

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

01/25/05 09:36 - ID#22650

collections

few can compete w the hello kitty collection-seriously don't try its been in the works since i was three.

i also collect men in my spare time. i have a small but distinguished list including estrip king paulie himself...

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

01/13/05 05:23 - ID#22649

This picture is so scary

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

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