human dashboard?
If you had to have a dashboard, like status lights, on your forehead, what lights would you pick?
I 'm going to call it right here: someday body piercings <; status lights < tattoos < orange juice.
I think the first light I'd want is a Bullshit Light.
The Bullshit Light would just start to glow when you catch a whiff of bullshit, like when someone tries to explain how the lottery is a good investment.
Then the Bullshit Light turns on solid when you realize that someone actually believes their bullshit.
The bullshit light starts flashing and melts into a puddle when my boss tries to explain to me why I should work on July 4th.
Fucker
I 'm going to call it right here: someday body piercings <; status lights < tattoos < orange juice.
I think the first light I'd want is a Bullshit Light.
The Bullshit Light would just start to glow when you catch a whiff of bullshit, like when someone tries to explain how the lottery is a good investment.
Then the Bullshit Light turns on solid when you realize that someone actually believes their bullshit.
The bullshit light starts flashing and melts into a puddle when my boss tries to explain to me why I should work on July 4th.
Fucker