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How I spent my 4th of July.

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It sucked. pardon the play-by-play, but this is a (partial) log from my pager.

0430 alarm goes off
0500 actually get out of bed
0540 go to work
0600 round on my patients
0900 done with rounds and morning work, decided to go eat breakfast
0905 order breakfast
0906 cancel breakfast order b/c some lady slit her wrists with a plastic knife and needs to be seen
1030 try again for breakfast
1031 cancel breakfast again b/c patient is bleeding from dialysis catheter
1130 first call to ER- guy shot in the knee, bullet is stuck in his ankle. Does not need OR- yet. needs to be checked every 30 min.
1330 now he needs OR. Go slice his leg open to release swelling
~1600 small amount of free time, manage to eat granola bar for lunch
1658 called to ER for guy who flipped ATV and broke his spine. Admit to floor.
1801 called to ER (though we never left) for guy whose wife ran him down with the car- has a brain injury. Admit to ICU.
1924 called to ER for nasty groin abscess- ends up being necrotizing fasciitis ('flesh-eating bacteria') and has to go to the OR ASAP.
2051 called to ER for 91 year old lady with bowel obstruction. Needs to be 'decompressed' i.e. tube in her butt to allow air/diarrhea to escape (explosively, all over me)
2303 called to ER for 18yo pedestrian hit by car. Has facial fractures. Does not need OR.
2339 called to ER to drain nasty infected foot wound
0008 called to ER for GSW to the abdomen. Kid was dying. Went to OR ASAP. Was not a GSW, but a stab wound. Bleeding to death from his liver. We saved him. :)
0010 DAN CALLED!!! But I couldn't answer. And he didn't leave a message. :( :(
0011 called to ER for GSW to BOTH legs. Does not need OR. Yet.
0316 called to ER for guy who broke ribs riding a dirt bike and has already been to 3 hospitals today, including in canada.
0418 called to ER for 24yo hit by car. Is in bad shape, needs to be on ventilator. Has shattered liver and kidney.
0445 called to ER for 17 yo whose foot was run over by a train. (what I thought were his shoelaces were actually the tendons of his foot/leg just flopping around. He lost his leg.)
0449 called to ER for 31 yo who had the shit beat out of him. Face is all crushed in, + brain injury, needs ventilator.

0600 new on call team finally arrives. thank god.
0730 finally almost done in ER, get to start daily work that should have been started at 0400.
0800 required by law to leave the hospital, but work is not done.
0940 finally leave hospital.
have to be back at 0800 tomorrow, and am on call again to do this all over on monday.

Notice "eat", "sleep" and "pee" are not anywhere in this schedule.

wow. that was the worst call I've had in a long time. Fucking trauma! I hate it! We were in the ER for about the last 10 hours straight. I especially like the times that we got two traumas within about 5 min of each other.

No one died though.... Except almost me when I was nearly falling asleep at the wheel on the way home.

And the one good thing- we had an amazing view of the fireworks. I could see like 3 different BIG sets going off at once, and whole bunch of little sets of fireworks.

Happy fourth all...
Yay for america, and our right to ride ATVs while high on coke etc etc etc.









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💬 9 comments

  1. tinypliny ·

    :(
  2. jim ·

    I thought you left it purposefully blank as to imply you did nothing :)
  3. leetee ·

    yeah, i thought the same thing... it was blank because you had a nothing kinda day. like mine. forcing myself to lay on the sofa all day, head propped up so maybe, just maybe the throat and ear infections will go away with plenty of rest instead of a doc's visit and meds.

    sounds like your day was everything but nothing. and just confirms to me that doctors, particularly residents, work harder than they should have to. imagine an office job or factory job in which there was no 15 minute break and 30 minute lunch? unions would be so all over that!

    i hope you have time to rest soon, @jenks.
  4. tinypliny ·

    Wow. I don't want to go back to the ER. Ever. I hated seeing the multiple fractures, crazy trauma patients and all the stress and hunger and holding the pee. Hope you have a restful day today.
  5. tinypliny ·

    And most of them died. I think that's what made it unbearable. Not because of the lack of residents or consultants but because they came in or were carried in too late, or the equipment wasn't working or we had a power shutdown. Ah the joys of working the ER in Delhi. :/
  6. jim ·

    Reading your list you probably wish that that's why it was blank originally too.
  7. mrmike ·

    Ah, the life of a star. That seriously blows, but as much of a pain as it was, nobody died on the holiday. That's a gigantic positive an otherwise craptastic day. Hope you can have a battery recharging time away before your next shift
  8. libertad ·

    2051 that is bad!
  9. metalpeter ·

    Well at least you got to see some fireworks and no one died and no one came in with fire work injuries. That sounds like a very very long day. It seems odd that someone would do coke and ride an ATV I would think the ATV would be enough of a high on its own.

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