Category: politics
03/13/08 01:39 - 34ºF - ID#43651
Blind is Not the New Black
The media has the same problem I do. There is info on him, but we are too lazy to get it. Good thing it isn't my job to find these things out. Too bad it is theirs. Look at a picture of the man and what jumps out at you
1) he has a beard
2) he is black.
I put it in that order because I mourn the loss of political facial hair.
Q: Who was the last president elected who had facial hair?
A: Howard Taft. And that was with a measly mustache. The last president with a full beard was Ben Harrison. That is over 100 years since the office of the presidency .
Q:: Who was the last Governor of New York to have a beard?
A: Governor Hughes. Left office in 1910.
sad, sad state of the Executive beard.
But, despite the fact I firmly believe facial hair is essential to running a state or nation, the media has only really picked up on his blackness.
Yup, we are about to have the first black governor in New York history and the third in US history. Could have told you he was black looking at his photo. Thanks for taking the work out of that one.
More remarkable, I think, is that he is legally blind. He memorizes all of his speeches. His aids brief him via voice mail. He will be the first blind governor in US history. That I think is even more remarkable, especially since race is a political issue so diluted it can be lampooned by the Clinton campaign. Ability has not really been an issue in politics. FDR's polio was largely not discussed. A wheel-chair bound Roosevelt must have been a contrast to the barrel chested war hero adventurer Teddy Roosevelt.
But so far, I have heard very few media outlets mention his blindness and his remarkable adaptation to it. Perhaps ability is still a taboo subject. Much like how GOP opposition to Senator Tim Johnson has largely been mute since he suffered a debilitating stroke which he has been recovering from.
Well, media. Get on that please.
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: politics
03/11/08 02:30 - 30ºF - ID#43622
I am an idiot!
Remember Elliot Spitzer's campaign slogan?
"Bring some passion back to Albany"
Comedy gold.
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Location: Buffalo, NY
03/06/08 02:20 - 36ºF - ID#43567
New York: The ZOMG 9/11, 9/11 State
The recruiters had been the site of many, many protests of the Iraq war. The logical thing to speculate was that the bomb was related to that. Come on, consider the location, its history, the political climate. Even take into account the magnitude of the explosion, or the lack there of, and the time chosen.
Then why have I heard three separate news casts, and read a smattering of headlines that assume this was an act of terrorism? Sure, it was a tiny act of terrorism. But from the way they made it sound Osama Bin Laden himself bought the ammo case at an army surplus store and stuffed it with fizzy 4th of July explosives.
If anything illegal, suspect, or even a little eccentric happens in New York it is automatically linked to the holiest day of the year, 9/11. The state of New York should change its moto from excelsior to "New York: the ZOMG 9/11, 9/11, 9/11 Never Forget, FCNY/NYPD 4EVAH!!!! State."
Can we get over it now?
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: nerd
03/04/08 01:48 - 28ºF - ID#43550
Gary Gygax
Gary was the creator of Dungeons & Dragons. It was a game I first played in 1992 and with various people played until 1999. But even after that time his influence was still felt. In college I played other role playing games that wouldn't have existed if Gary hadn't created his. My best friends run different role playing games. Games that have no dungeons, no dragons, no dice but are role playing games that wouldn't have existed without Gary. Many hours of my life have been spent playing, enjoying, and thinking about this style of play. Some of my fondest memories are of role playing with my friends.
Gary Gygax died this morning. He had been in poor health for some time. He will be missed.
So long Gary, and thanks for all the Troglodytes
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: job
03/02/08 10:07 - 34ºF - ID#43533
Job Interview
I interview well. But I can't get this wry look of awkwardness off my face when wearing a suit. So, I am going to have to put the suit on and pose in front of the bathroom mirror saying things like "never get a job with a tie man, a tie is a noose!" Just to get it out of my system.
Wish my luck.
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: assignment
02/29/08 08:44 - 29ºF - ID#43513
Rocket Man done right
Part of the margharita assignment challenge.
How drunk are YOU!
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: religion
02/27/08 02:55 - 13ºF - ID#43482
Standing Up For What Matters
But buddy, you can't hold a candle to this man.
When you are out there preaching about social justice, or good community, you are just wasting your breath. You are taking soft, easy issues that please a crowd, but do not enlighten.
He is a preacher that understands that the most pressing issue of our time that only the religious community can take a stand on is the horrible blight of men sitting down while peeing.
Yes. That is what is tearing apart not just this nation, but the whole of humanity.
Listen to a REAL MAN - a man who STANDS UP WHILE PEEING - preach some gospel truth!
Amen!
- Update***
Acording to (e:Drew), there is a trend of men peeing sitting down. To illustrate how this is nothing short of blasphemy here is a clip
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Location: Buffalo, NY
02/26/08 11:08 - 28ºF - ID#43477
Comic Strips are Lame
When I was a boy we had comics that were actually funny. The Far Side, Calvin and Hobbs, Opus. Those were actually the only three. Peanuts was a little too Christian for my tastes, but occasionally would capture the strange, befuddling awe of a simple man trying to understand an infinitely complex world. But really, more often than not comics just disappointed.
Case and point. Family Circus. The grandfather had a bit part until he died. Now he is in every fucking strip. Disappointment.
But really, I want to talk to you about the brilliance that is Garfield. Jim Davis is a sort of idiot savant. He comics are terrible. They have no crushing moral like Family Circus nor do they ironically poke fun at the genera like Boondocks. No. Garfield sucks. It is the purest insipid garbage.
But imagine Garfield in the hands of William Burroughs. Bill would take scissors to it, rearrange it, and turn crap into alchemic gold! Since he is gone, we now have to rely on machines to do that work for us, and to great effect.
Behold! The Garfield Comic Randomizer!
Now if only it could make Hagar entertaining.
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: politics
02/25/08 01:05 - 30ºF - ID#43455
Clinton is a bitch
Listen to this bit from the weekend.
Nice, she complains about him not paying attention to specifics (he does) and then fails to attack him on specifics but rather go into a tantrum and just call him names.
Now today we have this
Mike Drudge reports that the Clinton campaign has been circulating this photo of Obama on a diplomatic trip to Somalia in 2006. He is trying on the traditional Somali garb, something senators do on diplomatic trips.
Come on.
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: politics
02/24/08 12:02 - 25ºF - ID#43446
Jesus Ralph, Put a Sock In It
That is right! George Bush's chief enabler Ralph fucking Nader! Ralph will be irrelevant this election as an Independent. Oh the hubris! The arrogance! God damn it man, just lay off.
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Location: Buffalo, NY
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When I hear "blind" I always think of pitch blackness, no sight whatsoever- but then remember that there can be difference degrees of blindness.
Jenks: Patterson has no vision on one eye and has severely impaired vision in his other. So much so that he is unable to efficiently read (I am not sure if he is incapable of reading at all). So, it really is a remarkable accomplishment.
Joshua: I am inclined to agree with your cynicism. I loved Spitzer because he ran on ending 'politics as usual'. I am hoping Patterson can actually acomplish this through bipartisan effort. But NYS politics is pretty fucked.
Dr. Williams is a jack ass. I would love to see him replaced. The Buffalo School Board is a collection of jack asses. I would love to see them replaced. As fucked NYS politics is, Buffalo politics is double fucked.
The standards for legally blind might vary from state to state. In general, you can have some vision and still be legally blind. Meaning that your vision is impaired enough that it has a significant impact on your every day functioning (driving, reading, working). Our new governor described the sensation of legally bind as you can sort of make something out and take a good guess at what it is, but not make it out in detail.
I think sometimes you can be legally blind without correction, but with glasses or contacts you're not legally blind. If your vision has reached standards of legally blind, your optometrist would probably let you know.
I think *I* am legally blind when I take my contacts out... (seriously)
(not at all trying to minimize this guy's handicap, just thinking out loud...)
I would be interested to learn more about what his life is like as a visually-impaired politician. One of my close friends is blind and also does not use what are the traditional supports. He has such a resilient attitude towards anything in life that comes his way, he always insists that being blind is never a hindrance to anything he wanted to do. Right now he is working as a jazz musician in Florida, but at different points in his life he was a horse trainer, music producer, business owner, college professor, etc.