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barf.

· 🌡️ 28°F

Ok, THIS is what I hate about NYC. Dumb little shits like this. Or, maybe they're super cool, and my sense of fashion is just underdeveloped. I especially like the one in green sweats with silver uggs eating Fun Dip.

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I also did not like the twelve, yes TWELVE, pairs of god-awful Uggs that I counted at just one baggage claim carousel in BUF in a span of about 30 seconds. On girls/women ranging from about 14 to, oh, 60? Hawt.

I did, however, like the 73 degree weather in Charlotte this morning, and having lunch with my cousin. And the text I got back from the cute boy after I sent 'on my way to the airport'- "shitty! I really wanted to hang out more. I hope I see you again." Aww...

And I love the big "fuck you, environment" of the shower in my hotel room. (I'm sure the little "hang up your towels and save water!" signs make up for it.)

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💬 7 comments

  1. ladycroft ·

    omg i hate, hate, hate, hate the 'wear your pajamas and a pair of the ugliest boots ever made' outfit that sooo many girls wear. did you happen to notice that they were also likely to be very fake tanned and have the same highlight straightened hair? seriously...fashion is what makes you look good, not what someone says you should wear while they laugh at you for looking like a dork.

  2. jason ·

    Hmm. I don't know anything about fashion, only about curvature. The silver boots and PJs, I don't know, she could be a robotic hooker?

  3. mrmike ·

    The guy in the first picture looks like he wants to be Joey Fatone in the N'sync movie

  4. metalpeter ·

    I my self like the girls in Pajamas if they are really them but not with boots that looks silly. I like that I just woke up and don't care if people think it is funny that I'm in PJ's and they still look hot, but it doesn't fit everyone. @mrmike I didn't notice that he looked like Fatone or as some else said it The Fat One . But other then how he looks what is wrong with Jeans and a T Shirt. In terms of the double shower head, what is that about? Is one to get you clean and one for pleasure? Or is it supposed to save water some how? Maybe one of them is filtered does anyone Know?

  5. ajay ·

    The only thing better than girls in pajamas is girls without pajamas......

  6. businesscheese ·

    Oh dear. As if Uggs weren't heinous enough on their own, they had to go dip them in silver paint.
    THE HORROR.

    The guy in the top picture looks like Joey Fatone.

  7. tinypliny ·

    Aren't those showerhead alternate hot/cold ones? I always thought that's what they were. Do they spout water simultaneously? That's some poor engineering then!

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