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oh, I'm going to hell...

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.... but HAHAHAHAH I kind of can't stop laughing.

Remember how a while ago I said I was in the 'facebook faceoff' with this chick, and the best she could come up with was to call me 'fat'?

Well...
Last night I finally heard the infamous voicemail, and she calls me a fat pig about 6 times, goes on and on ranting and raving, tells him to tell me I need jenny craig, and then, the part that cracks me up, says I need Proactiv. Isn't that acne medicine? Huh? I may be a lot of things, but bad skin has (fortunately) never been one of my problems. I mean, I don't wear an inch of makeup every day, and so you can see my freckles, but really?

But so here's the kicker.

Here are two recent pictures of her. In the Bills sweatshirt.
Um, wait, fat? Pot? Kettle? hahahahahaha.


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💬 11 comments

  1. joshua ·

    Lol... your oneupmanship is making me burst with pride.

  2. mrmike ·

    Hee

  3. mrmike ·

    Oh, and if you're going to hell, chances are there will be a decent estrip party already going on. We'll save you a space.

  4. jason ·

    No, I don't remember, were you two both trying to get your nails into the same dude?

    I get insanely jealous sometimes of guys who have that effect on people. I only manage to piss girls off!

  5. hodown ·

    Yeah I wouldnt worry about her being any sort of competition.

  6. vincent ·

    Man, she's a BEAST!!!

    I find it pretty fascinating when a woman like her takes the offensive to find a "man" in the manner of which she is attempting to do. Usually it's the "Growing up Gotti" kind of looking guys fighting over some chick on Chippewa with "Yo, You Lookin' at my GURLFRIEND?"

    Other than that she just screams stereotypical CheektaVegas...

  7. jason ·

    I'm still savoring these awesome photographs. And Mike, that is just great commentary. A+

  8. lilho ·

    i logged back in to comment. this is amazing, totally something i would do, but i'm glad it's you not me. ummm yea... can someone call the fashion police, girlfriend has on a turtleneck headband/earmuff combo.

  9. imk2 ·

    HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA this is fucking great!!! I have so much to say...


  10. ajay ·

    I think the words "lard ass" come to mind.

    Maybe she's projecting? Maybe that voicemail is something she wanted to say to herself?

    In any case: she's no competition. Not even close. She belongs in the Buffalo Zoo, in the Hippo exhibit.

    Maybe Mr. Mike can pull some strings and get her in?

  11. mrmike ·

    Sorry, Rhino yard is full. :)

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