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Annoying Things Women Do

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There are literally BILLIONS of reasons why guys shouldn't waste their money or their time getting involved in the modern dating game. It is a losing proposition for all men except for the very best looking and the richest of us. Why put the women on a pedestal like you do? Why kiss their ass and jump through hoops just to MAYBE find out if she's interested in you? There are so many things that are annoying about dealing with women in relationships. I'll give you one of my faves.

You know what really bugs me? When they want to sleep over. Oh, great! you think as you ponder the bedroom acrobatics. No no no! It's a trap! Before you know it, she'll have stolen all your sheets and 95% of the bed space, leaving you freezing and with one ass check on the bed, one ass cheek off the bed. And then in the morning you won't even get any head, but she'll be all like "Jason get me a glass of water." What? A favor for a favor!

And then after you've gone and gotten her breakfast and coffee, you'll come back home and she will give you some shit like "So Jason do you like my looks better than my personality, or my personality better than my looks?" This is a loaded question, and the only appropriate answer is "Jeezus!! Stop reading Cosmo!!! If I liked quizzes I would be taking night classes!!"

And then she'll start bugging you about spending the entire next day with her. What? Maybe I have other things going on that day, or maybe I just want to hang out by myself. No I do not want to go see a movie. No I do not want to go shopping, good lord. All I want is peace, quiet, good food and no hassles!

Do the right thing - save your cash, your time, and your precious sleeping hours. Just rub one off and go to sleep. You'll be glad you did!!!!

Jason


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💬 8 comments

  1. ladycroft ·

    yikes!
  2. twisted ·

    That's the best advice I've heard in a long time.
  3. uncutsaniflush ·

    Jason, just think how lucky you are.

    Claybonga doesn't think that you need to stop smoking pot and start get laid by hot chicks because you have political beliefs that he likes.

    so you can light up a fat ones til the thought of girls reading cosmo makes you giggle and crave munchies.

    lol
  4. lilho ·

    jason,you have a very jaded viewof women. we are not all like that. yes, some are, but, some are not. did you ever think we have issues with the way men are? chill out man!
  5. alison ·

    lilho's right- we are not all like that, not even close. we must have a full-out women vs. men discussion sometime, maybe we could clear up a few ambiguous areas of interest for both parties!

    hope yr having a good nite.
  6. paul ·

    i found a better one :::link::: - maybe yoga classes are in order
  7. ajay ·

    Bitch, bitch, bitch... moan, moan, moan...

    HEY! At least you're getting laid, so stop complaining!!

    Everything has its price. The price of getting laid is getting crappy sleep afterwards.

    Do what I do: don't sleep at all. Keep goin' at it all night. Yeah, baby!! After one such session, she'll never want to "sleep over" afterwards, and the bed's all yours ;)
  8. metalpeter ·

    You made some good points. I have to admit some of it was funny. You need to have her as your sheet for one. Then she needs to be your breakfast when she wakes up.

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