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Guilty Pleasure

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Oh, how I love Mickey Avalon.

So filthy and fantastic.

Especially when mixed with happy little synth pop.

Please, listen to my new user sound.

"Dick Move" - Mickey Avalon vs. CSS

A sample line...

My dick.... parts the seas.
Your dick... farts and queefs.

My dick.... rumble in the jungle
Your dick... touched by your uncle

And in other news-
last night was MY LAST TRAUMA CALL AT ECMC. EVER. IN MY LIFE.
This might be the happiest day ever.

And, now I am on vacation for a week!!!!!

Too bad I need to spend every second of it cramming for my exam on Saturday.

But really. Go listen to Mickey.



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💬 2 comments

  1. imk2 ·

    man i love mickey avalon!

    i don't know if i'm attracted to him or horribly repulsed, or both.
  2. ladycroft ·

    congrats on the last call, congrats on losing 6 pounds, and good luck on your exam!

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