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12/22/07 06:22 - 40ºF - ID#42617

Crazy Dreams

Every once in a while I will have a crazy, really long involved dream.
Two nights ago I dreamt that Johnny Depp was tracing his family's geneology (or some such thing) and he found out he was related to my parents....... He decided to live with them for a while so he could get back to his roots (you know absorb all the culture Kenmore has to offer..........although now that the kiosk by the municipal building s gone how could he ever know what is going on.......I don't even know what holiday to celebrate..........)
So of course I decide to move back in with my parents too (so as to absorb all of the culture Johnny Depp has to offer.....if you catch my drift............Sexxxxy)
.....What's sad is that even in my very own dream, where anything can happen...like Johhny Depp moving in with your parents, he still shunned all of my advances.....bastard.............. so the nature of our familial relation is never made clear.......
Johnny Depp could be my freakin' twin brother and I'd still be down.....
Anyways........gradually word gets out that my folks have a special visitor and my extended family starts dropping by unannounced....... Uncle Fannypack, the Home-schoolers, they all show up......
Whatever, even with my family around I still keep up my advances.........Then, his wife and daughter (they have a daughter right?) show up..........
I resign myself to the fact that it's just not gonna happen and try to act cool around his family........
The dream actually went on for quite a whil after that, but it was basically me making sure that all our houseguests had something to drink and a sleeping bag to sleep in........cause no one's going anywhere when Johnny Depp is in the house.

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ooooooooooohhhhhhhh yeaaaaaah!
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12/11/07 09:23 - 36ºF - ID#42480

I Am Legend

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The movie had its moments........

but,

I get abnormal strength what with adrenaline and all but Why do "Zombies" (who really are normal people with a virus) develop the ability to climb walls?..........

And.......... real people in makeup are a thousand times scarier than any computer-generated creature.............

And........how are they all still wearing clothes?

And....................... Why is Will Smith so freakin' dreamy?

Consider this while I attempt night two of the Tree Skirt.

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12/10/07 08:13 - 32ºF - ID#42462

Math Time

I am making a tree skirt.

To make a pattern I measured the diameter (which is not the same as the radius) of the area under the tree , then the diameter of the hole for the stump.

I looked up the formula for circumference ( which is not spelled circumferance), and figured out the circumference for each circle.

Then I divided each number by eight (I will have eight slices on my skirt).

Now I have to create the actual pattern for a single slice........ I do not have a compass.......

My brain is worn out........

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12/07/07 07:53 - 32ºF - ID#42428

Mikey

This is how I want you to look the next time I see you...... which is in like 45 minutes....... so get knitting............
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11/30/07 01:16 - 40ºF - ID#42343

aaaaahh


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11/29/07 12:56 - 39ºF - ID#42331

E:Harmony

I was bored so I decided to take the (E:Harmony) Personality profile......man, according to the results I am not a very fun person..... Apparently I am distant, moody, demanding, hard-nosed, judgemental, skeptical.......really?
Mike, how accurate is the following statement?

"You also have some limits when it comes to being with people. Sure some people need to be with others all the time and seem to get recharged by helping out most anyone else. But that's not you. You know that you do best if you spend a fair amount of time on your own. Not that you are a loner, just that time spent by yourself is not wasted at all with you. You've come to understand that if you don't take good care of yourself, eventually you'll be not good to anyone, including yourself or others."

That's right all you freeloaders, whiners, anyone in need who hasn"t done anything for me lately.......don't come knockin' round this door.....



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01/31/07 03:20 - 22ºF - ID#37939

yayyyyy!

I just got offered a job as a seamstress!!!

I'm excited!!!!......even if I will be forced to wear their way-overpriced clothes......

I am totally going shopping now!!!
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01/31/07 02:56 - 22ºF - ID#37938

Target is super-great

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I haven't gone to Target in over a week.....
I think that is the longest I have ever gone.....
I love Target!!!!
I love Proenza Schouler!!!!
Sunday I shall buy, buy, buy.....
.......and then be broke, broke, broke

Oh well!
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01/24/07 05:01 - 26ºF - ID#37851

Stirrup Pants......Really!!??


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Let's just all agree that men should not wear leggings...... unless they don't have a penis......or testicles............nope, nevermind, men should never wear leggings.




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10/26/06 01:42 - 40ºF - ID#24420

Don Apparel

Hey (E:strippers),

There will be an estate sale at Don Apparel this Friday and Saturday from 11-7pm.

Everything must go, from clothes to records, to display cases and mannequins.....

(e:mike) & (e:mk) mabye we will have luck with our costumes there!!
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