I need a new job...
Yesterday I was in the ladies room at work.
It's a one person bathroom and since I'm the only girl it is pretty much my own private loo (oh the glamorous life I lead)...
Anyways, I'm minding my own business when all of a sudden I see something scurry under the door out of the corner of my eye.
It was a giant spider!!!! Huge and Black and hairy...... and headed straight towards me....
I was frozen with fear.
Ahhh , I hate spiders!
So, of course I scream, and a couple of the guys come running to the door.
"Jill, are you all right?"
No, I say.... huge spider!!!!
I hear more rustling outside the door,
Now I realize that I am making a scene, and that I need to grow up.
I brace myself for an attack and leap with all my might over the spider, slamming into the door on the other side.
I throw the door open and rush out.
.......Big mistake, oh boy did the guys laugh...... they kicked around the spider for a little while and teased me endlessly....
It's okay though, because I've been told it's dead. (Bloody Right...that'll teach it to mess!)
So since then I have been totally on edge, expecting to find something creepy-crawly and all up in my business.
Today, as I'm leaving the fax machine I spot something creeping by my desk...
It looked like a large black spot, so decided to be a big girl and inspect before I jump to conclusions.
.....I slowly approach the spot......closer and closer....no movement....closer, closer......
Leaps.......it's like a huge black cockroach, and it leaps into the air only inches from my face.....
I scream and jump back....and all the expected nonsense.....
And my coworkers laugh and joke and tease....
And all I can think is how in the heck did a Grasshopper (that was no grasshopper I had ever seen).... get to be right smack dab below my desk?......
Suspicious!!!
I suspect Foul Play......
It's a one person bathroom and since I'm the only girl it is pretty much my own private loo (oh the glamorous life I lead)...
Anyways, I'm minding my own business when all of a sudden I see something scurry under the door out of the corner of my eye.
It was a giant spider!!!! Huge and Black and hairy...... and headed straight towards me....
I was frozen with fear.
Ahhh , I hate spiders!
So, of course I scream, and a couple of the guys come running to the door.
"Jill, are you all right?"
No, I say.... huge spider!!!!
I hear more rustling outside the door,
Now I realize that I am making a scene, and that I need to grow up.
I brace myself for an attack and leap with all my might over the spider, slamming into the door on the other side.
I throw the door open and rush out.
.......Big mistake, oh boy did the guys laugh...... they kicked around the spider for a little while and teased me endlessly....
It's okay though, because I've been told it's dead. (Bloody Right...that'll teach it to mess!)
So since then I have been totally on edge, expecting to find something creepy-crawly and all up in my business.
Today, as I'm leaving the fax machine I spot something creeping by my desk...
It looked like a large black spot, so decided to be a big girl and inspect before I jump to conclusions.
.....I slowly approach the spot......closer and closer....no movement....closer, closer......
Leaps.......it's like a huge black cockroach, and it leaps into the air only inches from my face.....
I scream and jump back....and all the expected nonsense.....
And my coworkers laugh and joke and tease....
And all I can think is how in the heck did a Grasshopper (that was no grasshopper I had ever seen).... get to be right smack dab below my desk?......
Suspicious!!!
I suspect Foul Play......