10/05/09 08:51 - 52ºF - ID#49938

Mobile Fun

Gramma loved the iPhone. You see, when she was growing up everyone was poor. Everytime I spend money on something she sees it as a luxury. A lower middle class chip on her shoulder. Maybe this is an important thing for me to learn from. Nevertheless, I showed her some things and she flipped, she was so excited. We had a tech bonding moment you could say. I wish there was a LifeAlert app so I could keep track of her while on the move. I care about my Gramma. You only have one mother, you know.

Permalink: Mobile_Fun.html
Words: 97
Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: potpourri

10/02/09 12:21 - 49ºF - ID#49905

Girls, This Is How You Bring The Crazy

It's a common harmless little joke among straight men that all women are crazy. It's just a matter of degree of nuttiness, and when you will learn first hand. But check THIS out:

I like to say "It speaks for itself" but this clearly doesn't. Poor goldfish, they never had a chance. I've never made someone so mad they ate their pets, thank God. Actually I should be more thankful I've never had a girlfriend so insane they would actually eat a pet fish.

Permalink: Girls_This_Is_How_You_Bring_The_Crazy.html
Words: 93
Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: potpourri

09/29/09 10:39 - 51ºF - ID#49887

Just Checking In

It's been well over a month. I just want all you lovelies I love you all. And that is all.

Permalink: Just_Checking_In.html
Words: 20
Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: music

08/10/09 03:38 - 79ºF - ID#49498

Educating Those Who Need It

I'd like to think of myself as a pretty decent, even tempered guy. When someone shits on the Beatles I tend to not be so nice. I was in a frustrating argument on Facebook with a guy who shit on the Beatles left and right. Talking about lack of music theory, and how easy it is to play.

Then I find out he plays.....Death Metal. I don't really feel the need to defend the Beatles anymore after learning that. Talk about a fucking black hole in music.

JBL

Permalink: Educating_Those_Who_Need_It.html
Words: 89
Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: potpourri

08/04/09 11:46 - 74ºF - ID#49461

Martini Mishap

Some of you may have wondered what it's like to have a martini poured on your crotch. Maybe not. I'll tell you anyway, it feels quite cold on the nadgers. This happened to me tonight at Cecelia's.

Since I now have worn a Metropolitan, I've experienced it with almost all of my senses. How I wish I could hear a Metro. This wasn't an embarrassing episode, but a bump in my status as a boozer, right?

Of course, the waitress was mortified, and by some miracle I didn't feel one sliver of anger. She gave me a wet towel and I cleaned up really well. You couldn't tell at all that I got a whole drink dumped on me.

But when the check came, did I get any sort of break? Hell no!

Poor form, Cecelia's. Poor form.

I didn't want to cause a scene in front of my guest, and somehow I still didn't feel any anger, so I just let it go. Maybe this is karmic retribution for that whole Fat Bob's thing.

Permalink: Martini_Mishap.html
Words: 175
Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: potpourri

07/31/09 03:11 - 75ºF - ID#49427

What Is The Best Canned Tuna?

Some of you have been talking about tuna lately. Knowing this, I decided to pass along this link with various tuna reviews. I don't ever eat canned tuna, but maybe someone can get something out of this.

Permalink: What_Is_The_Best_Canned_Tuna_.html
Words: 44
Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: politics

07/28/09 10:09 - 75ºF - ID#49400

I've Been Warning You - Taxing the Fat

In another episode of "Taxing the Fat", we endeavor to explore the psyche of people who promote regressive taxation to achieve policy goals.

Melissa Healy, blogger for the LA Times, who likely doesn't understand why the poor and minorities in LA don't eat organic greens, bathes fat people in the warmth of her glowing sentiment in the blog linked below:

Comments?

Permalink: I_ve_Been_Warning_You_Taxing_the_Fat.html
Words: 69
Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: potpourri

07/22/09 10:04 - 71ºF - ID#49356

When Curiosity Goes Too Far

How many of you have read about the ESPN reporter Erin Andrews getting peeped on by some creep who released a video?

This kind of thing needs to be severely punished. You might ask me, Hey Jason haven't you looked at the video? Believe me, she is my ideal woman, perfect, and hell yes I am curious but I am not going to watch the video. At least with adult video everyone consents and everyone gets paid. Nobody should profit from this shithead's scumbaggery.

Bottom line, and I don't give a shit if I'm being chauvinistic, we need to protect ALL women from this. How many women have had this happen to them but it never made the news? Maybe it's happened to someone I know and care about. This has to be a big time federal crime with big time consequences. Give em the fucking chair.

(not really about the chair...but unwelcome prison love is okay.)

Permalink: When_Curiosity_Goes_Too_Far.html
Words: 166
Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: potpourri

07/17/09 10:53 - 68ºF - ID#49314

What's On TV

Battlestar Galactica is gone. Stargate Atlantis is gone. The Shield is gone. 24 is done for the year. I don't have any more TV shows. Actually I've started watching Burn Notice recently. I like spy stuff, and the gratuitous Miami flesh doesn't hurt anything either. But what else on TV is there to look forward to? Josh says he wants to watch Mad Men and Entourage. I want another Sci Fi show, or another dirty cop show a la The Shield. I tend to have one or maximum two shows that I keep track of at a given point in the year. Watching baseball is shite.

Permalink: What_s_On_TV.html
Words: 105
Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: politics

07/16/09 04:55 - 75ºF - ID#49310

I Love My Government

Yaaaaay!!!!!!! I love how our political parties behave.

Permalink: I_Love_My_Government.html
Words: 20
Location: Buffalo, NY

<-- Earlier Entries