05/06/05 05:00 - ID#23451

Ol' Glory

Yep I got my flag flying! I'm waiting to see how long it takes for someone to steal it or deface it or burn it. I'm sure I won't be waiting for too much time.

Jason

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Location: Buffalo, NY

05/02/05 10:38 - ID#23450

A woman's place is......

......my bed! End of story! Bring on the babes!

Ahem.

(e:Robin) - hate me instead of my brother. I brought up this topic in the first place. I had no idea it would blow up like that. I know for a fact that if he ever reads your posts it's going to be ON, and being as fragile mentally as I am right now I don't want to worry about people arguing over a topic I started. It's really not worth it. Please please please let it go.

It's not likely that you'll care, but I wrote about the runaway bride because I have a problem with people who run away from people they supposedly care about. I've had that happen to me before, and it's part of the reason I'm in such shitty condition. I feel really bad for the guy because his fiance ran away from him, and on top of that he had to deal with speculation that he had something to do with it. The guy did nothing wrong and he was in a world of shit there for a while. That's what provoked me, not because I wanted to start a flaming war. I'm sorry I even wrote about it.

Jason

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Location: Buffalo, NY

04/30/05 01:06 - ID#23449

No Charges? WTF?

I didn't see that part of the story (I've been running around replacing my dead Sidekick). I think (e:Ajay) has a good theory. I'll try another one out that will probably piss off some people here: It's because she's a woman! There is a certain level of softness and forgiveness when it comes to women in our society. They are valued far more than men. I think if someone actually pressed charges on the woman all of the women's organizations would go ape-caca. Being relatively well known in the place you live and being white can't hurt, either.

Jason

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Location: Buffalo, NY

04/30/05 11:30 - ID#23448

Pray for a Runaway Bride, You got it!

Georgia woman found in New Mexico after running out on her fiance! I love this country!

Jason

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Location: Buffalo, NY

04/26/05 12:29 - ID#23447

Snipping It?

Europe is civilized? Really? =) Well I guess I have to agree that the thought of cutting off a clit is grotesque. I suppose this isn't one of those things that I feel is important enough for me to fight right now. I'm not missing out on anything except for another flap of skin. I'm not pissed off at my dad, either. Mr. Jason works perfectly thank you very much! I doubt I would make my son get clipped but it isn't out of some moral problem I have with it. I see it as unnecessary, but not something worth getting my panties in a bunch about. It's okay. There are other pro-male causes I believe in which many men (to the detriment of their interests) don't care too much about.

Jason

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Location: Buffalo, NY

04/26/05 10:51 - ID#23446

My Sidekick Is Gone

Yep, broken into a million little pieces. I'm screwed I think. I don't know if I got insurance. My right wing books got saved but my phone did not. I think the Lord is telling me to read more books. Who knows? I loved my sidekick so freaking much. I'll probably be faced with either choosing to pay a fee to cancel my service or pay more money to get another sidekick. Damn it.

Jason

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Location: Buffalo, NY

04/25/05 10:57 - ID#23445

Back in the B-Low

Yo (e:peeps) - I'm back! What's up in the blogosphere? I had an awesome time in Orlando. I'll post some pics of your beautiful (and humble) correspondent and his buddies getting into all sorts of trouble. Not until I get them in the e-mail, however, so I'll just sum it up for you: I never thought I would witness married (and otherwise attached) men misbehaving so badly. Out of about 8 married guys less than half didn't cheat. Oh yeah, the bachelor ended up in bed with another woman. Cool, huh? Of course she will never know about it. I don't know how I feel about that, but I know I don't act that way when I'm attached. Other than that I had a fantastic time. Again we narrowly avoided trouble with the police and had about as much fun as a bunch of guys can have when let loose on the town. It was exactly what I needed. My confidence is restored and I'm feeling more focused. Maybe that also has something to do with the fact I haven't smoked pot in 5 days. *cough*

Jason

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Location: Buffalo, NY

04/22/05 09:11 - ID#23444

Oh My F-Ing Lord.....

Way too much fun here. Last night we went to this place called Mako's, which blurs the line between bar and strip club. The hottest girls you've ever seen get on swings and for $20 you get a swing ride with them, where they get all seductive and shit. By the way they are wearing bra and panties only. My buddy literally got his ass PADDLED by one of the girls. She didn't lay off either, she swung real hard at him. The entire bar was watching. I can't believe how gorgeous the girls are here! It's unbelievable! The regular girls in the club were just as hot as the naked ones on the swings! I'm moving here ASAP! Oh, sorry we weren't allowed to take pics in there.....

Ahem....anyway your humble correspondant almost got into a fight last night. Now I'm not the type to talk trash or start anything. I'm just not like that. This is the way it always happens for me: I'm minding my own business, waiting for my friends to get out of the club when this girl walks up to me and grabs my face. She said "You're so cute! You need a girlfriend! You're too cute not to have one!" She grabbed my hand and started walking with me. We got to her friends (guys and girls) and one of the guys starts yelling at me, telling me I should just go find my friends (he was missing a tooth so I think he talked shit to someone else before). I was like "what?" and the girl grabs me and tells me to kiss her, right on the street. The guy warned me not to but you know what? I stuck my tongue down that chick's throat. He looked like he wanted to kill me but my 7 buddies saw what was happening and looked out for me. Thank God.

Going to Islands of Adventure to ride some coasters now! Stay cool, e-strip.

Jason

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Location: Buffalo, NY

04/21/05 09:41 - ID#23443

Hello From Orlando!

Well I just woke up. We are staying in this $500K house we rented for Wed-Sun. I already broke my pact to not drink. I got drunk last night and now I'm paying for it. It's hard not to drink at a Bachelor Party.

(e:Metalpeter) told me it is going to snow in the B-Low this weekend! Holy poop! I'm glad I'm down here. It's beautiful down here. The water from the pool and jacuzzi is really soothing. We have a bunch of characters down here for the party so I'll have some good stories for you. Hopefully I won't embarrass myself! Peace.

Jason

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Location: Buffalo, NY

04/20/05 12:53 - ID#23442

Hate to leave you all......

....but today I'm off to sunny Orlando! A college roommate of mine is having his bachelor party down there. I've been doing pretty well in that I have stayed away from the alcohol. I hope I have what it takes to restrain myself down there! And oh yeah, we may see some naked ladies. That should lift my sprits. Anyway I'll attach a pic of my best forced smile so you all know I'm doing okay. Have fun in the B-Low the next few days! Keep it real, e-strip!

Jason