09/27/08 10:43 - 65ºF - ID#45803

Choose your own..... BRAIIIIINS!

Remember those choose your own adventure story books from childhood? They always had so much potential. One second you are having a perfectly educational experience exploring pioneer life, then the next you are drinking booze from the mouth of a whore. The greatness of the genera was never realized sadly.

But you can relive the wonder with The Outbreak an interactive zombie movie. It has surprisingly high production values and all the classic elements of a zombie flick. A sure crowd pleaser and a fine way to spend ten minutes.

Go get 'em.

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09/22/08 09:25 - 55ºF - ID#45763

How Long Can YOU Last?

See how long you can choke down this turd. I lasted two words before vomiting all over myself.

fellyconnelly writes at 07:13:11 09/24/08 - Comment #39190: this might have been ok if somebody else was singing it. maaaybbee...

metalpeter writes at 07:23:06 09/23/08 - Comment #39178: Was that Josh Brolin ?

Yes I watched it all, and I give it to him he has guts to do that and here is why:
1)singing on tv shows is often bad and his talent is way above that
2) His singing style doesn't fit theme songs
3) Tv show themes are classics
A)People know them and have memory attached to them
B) Even if not known well the second it sounds a bit different people freak

That being said Animal was Awesome. He got South Park perfect. I wonder how much control he had over how the band played the song or if they had to fit it to his style. Yes he does have a lot of talent but most of the songs sounded odd to say the least.

morgan writes at 05:14:30 09/23/08 - Comment #39175: Seriously?!?!?!? I would be embarrassed to sing this song....

You need to look aroun 1:43 to see his interpretation of South Park's theme song.

OMG nows he's singing the theme to COPS - and he is way too white to be singing the theme to fresh prince of bel air theme.

Ok, so it looks like I'm going to be watching the whole thing, but someone had to do it. Surprisingly people actually clapped he was done. Maybe they are the real losers!

tinypliny writes at 04:25:47 09/23/08 - Comment #39173: That was revolting. Yuckers.

joshua writes at 03:38:46 09/23/08 - Comment #39161: WTH?

drew writes at 11:24:08 09/22/08 - Comment #39154: That was me. Janelle would never watch that much crap.

janelle writes at 11:22:43 09/22/08 - Comment #39153: I was glad to see animal, but it was bad as soon as he got to the friends song.

Bad. Very bad.

The choir, I thought would help, but it didn't.

Law and Order twice? What's up with that?

I made it to the bitter end though.

jbeatty writes at 10:14:24 09/22/08 - Comment #39150: I made it to the love boat, then quickly turned it off so nobody in the house would think I was enjoying it.

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09/13/08 12:13 - 73ºF - ID#45665

Furries, we salute you!

With Hurricane Ike causing disaster it is important that we applaud those brave souls who stayed behind. And most of all, the Furries who stayed behind.

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09/11/08 11:47 - 66ºF - ID#45652

Sweet, Sweet Revenge

The lease on the campaign office lasted only until city hall processed permits for redoing our space. They sat on them knowing the developer was an ally of Sam's. If only they realized that it was our office they wanted to rip apart. So, yesterday we packed up and this afternoon we moved into our new office.

Now, where could be the sweetest place to move into? Sure, there are lots of nice spaces in great locations, but that is not why this space is tops.

No my friends, this space is infinitely better than marble walls and a view. We just moved into Barbra Kavanaugh's old campaign office.

We captured her castle, we win.

The only thing that could possibly make it better is if it came furnished with a throne of skulls taken from our foes.

But we all know the real base of operation was city hall. Maybe next year will will take that base too.

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08/22/08 07:33 - 85ºF - ID#45415

Joan Rivers

Finally, her leathery face will look at home.

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08/19/08 10:05 - 59ºF - ID#45365

I love a Scandal

For you (e:paul) and (e:mike)

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08/15/08 05:03 - 60ºF - ID#45332

M4ESTSTRIP!

I knew it would happen one day, it was only a matter of time

Pet Store at Eastern Hills Mall - m4m - 22 (Eastern Hills Mall)
Reply to: pers-797446656@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-15, 1:05AM EDT

You work at the pet store at the Eastern Hills Mall. You are very cute! I made eye contact with you today. I was wearing darkblue jeans and a black and grey striped hoodie.

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08/13/08 11:38 - 65ºF - ID#45324

Away

I will be downstate visitng my folks and friends for the weekend.

My youngest brother is going away to his first year of college this weekend. All the way in the middle of no-where Ohio, nearly a hundred miles West of Pittsburgh. So, it will be nice to see him off.

One friend has a huge party at his parents house every summer. I haven't been able to attend in nearly eight years. It will be great seeing so many drunken friends. So, no one is allowed to throw a party while i am out of town. Got it?

Jim will be all alone and carless. So, if you want to rescue him or break in and assault him this is the weekend to do it.

kisses,

-James

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08/11/08 08:51 - 57ºF - ID#45299

Everything I hate about everything

Ted Nugent Concert - M4m (Williamsville) 27yr

Hey dude this might be a long shot but I seen u at the Ted Nugent concert at the fair and we both caught eachother looking at eachother, u were with your 2 friends 1 guy and 1 girl i gave your guy friend 2 cigarettes, I was working the concert.. If u see this let me know what kinda work i was doing there... You are very cute....

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07/24/08 10:14 - 66ºF - ID#45119

Michael Bay presents: Raising McCain

Have you seen the new John McCain promo poster?

The lighting, that overly-poised face, the jets, the cheesy tag line. It reminds me of something.

And then it hits me. John McCain is the Michael Bay candidate. Can't you just see it. Ben Affleck plays young John McCain. He is looking at the engine of his fighter jet. Meagan Fox playing John's fellow fighter pilot, Cindy, walks over and does the same to her jet. She speaks like she is doing porn about how great peace and freedom are, but they aren't free ya know. SUDDENLY the alarms blair, Jets scramble!

High above the jungles of Vietnam our two Americans bravely battle the Viet-Cong air force. John and Cindy keep trying to out do each other, shooting down enemy one for one. Then, a missile is launched at Cindy! She can't shake it, we see an explosion in the air, a big Michael Bay explosion. When the smoke and fire clears we see Cindy still flying. But, crashing towards the ground is John's plane. The hot shot John took the missile to save her. The drama!

(Three months later) A sinister looking Vietnamese man walks into a cell made of bamboo. John McCain is sitting there, bloodied but with the same confident look on his face, his hands tied behind a chair. "you will never get me to talk!" spits McCain. "We don't expect you to talk Mr.McCain. We expect you to scream". John breaks the man's neck with his legs. Then, a more officious looking vietcong walks in. "You may be commander of these people, but America is going to get you some day." Just then, the commander takes off a mask. He isn't Vietnamese. No, it is Osama Bin Laden!

It will be great.