Yeah but ... you know when somebody's all, 'my work just bought me an iPhone' and you're all 'where the Hell do you work?' Wherever it is, where I work is the opposite of that in pretty much every way.
I know the feeling about the whole "opposite of where I work". It looked like work was going to buy me an iPhone, but that kind of fell apart. Given that I had to buy my own laptop, that's actually what I kind of expected.