zobar's estrip.org Blog

OHAI!

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 19:52:13 +0000

Good afternoon.

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sage advice

Wed, 18 Aug 2010 15:58:58 +0000

Anger not the kil*o*meter

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#nationalgrid is totally creeping me out

Wed, 07 Jul 2010 03:26:47 +0000

Our power went out yesterday for a little over an hour. Being the kind of twirp that I am, I checked National Grid's website. It turns out that they have a website that tells you if your power is out. There is a website to tell you if you do not have electricity. Also, the website does not work on my smartphone, which is the only possible way I can think of to visit the website if your power is out. So if you are interested in the information on this website, you are by definition unable to access it. This is funny, right? So I tweeted it.

true fact: national grid has a website to tell you if your power is out. true fact 2: it doesn't work on phones.

So it turns out that National Grid has a cyberstalker on Twitter, who is probably actually a real person but I sort of doubt that her real name is Emily. And Miss Emily Grid kind of didn't get the humor of the situation but I'm okay with that.

@zobar2 Yes, we do have an outage website at We also hope to integrate outage info on Twitter.

Reading the other tweets she responded to today, it probably caught her off-guard that I was being a small noodge rather than a huge dickhead. But that's kind of besides the point, really. What's more important is what kind of a middle-management knob would think it's a good idea to cyberstalk your own customers? It's creepy! I don't want to live in a world where you can't complain about the electric company without hurting poor Emily's feelings.

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putting this out there

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 15:33:49 +0000

Am I the only person in the entire universe who received a reasonable science education from parochial schools? Miseducating children so egregiously really ought to be a crime, but is this really becoming the norm rather than the exception?

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windows security = the bomb

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 15:01:20 +0000

An actual dialog box that I actually got when logging into one of my company's actual servers.

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bad scene

Fri, 25 Jun 2010 01:52:39 +0000

oh man ... that's never a good thing

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i <3 test data

Wed, 02 Jun 2010 14:26:48 +0000

I did not put this here.

These courses are listed under a person with a computer-generated fake name of 'Monserrat Jones.'

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timing is everything

Sat, 29 May 2010 02:31:37 +0000

& I'm blowing the joke. I'm probably only 1/4 done but by now either you get it or you don't. And no, it's not particularly funny when someone shits themselves to death.

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Spending the long weekend in Canada ... not that i don't like roller derby & beer, but I could really use a couple of days to myself. Next week is going to be insayayayne - e:dragonlady will be going to Illinois next Saturday to buy a car from her sister, then I'm going to Baltimore all week for a conference, then we're meeting back up in Queens for a Friday wedding, then to Troy for a wedding shower on Saturday, and back to BUF by Monday for another week of the rat race. Woof.

I'm trying out the twitters for anyone who's interested

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el palenque

Mon, 17 May 2010 21:36:08 +0000

These are the "medium" margaritas.

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testing

Sun, 16 May 2010 00:45:11 +0000

hey man this is pretty keen