Category: politics

11/30/07 09:38 - 30ºF - ID#42339

'gay bowel syndrome?'

Has the American conservative movement lost its focus? According to the statistics page from 'Conservapedia: The Trustworthy Encyclopedia,' it seems as though American conservatives are just as preoccupied focused as ever.

- Z

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: a series of tubes

11/27/07 09:12 - 30ºF - ID#42309

are you man enough for this

OK, I admit to being a webcomics geek, and a tagline of 'Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines' sounds like the kind of thing that's already been done a bajillion times before. But when faced with 'Are you man enough for this,' Steven Frank of Spamusement came up with 'Derek Jeter, carrying a fishing pole and a keg, atop a riding lawnmower on the flatbed of a pickup, deep-fried and smothered with country gravy.'

That is unusual talent.

- Z

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Words: 91
Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: a series of tubes

11/08/07 08:22 - 40ºF - ID#42051

"in hell, this is all you get"

To anyone who considers him or herself an adventurous eater, I recommend "Steve Don't Eat It," a website wherein a guy named Steve eats things he ought not to.



I think the term "ROFL" is used too often and never literally, but I came very close. Don't worry; there is a happy ending.

- Z

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Words: 67
Location: Buffalo, NY

11/01/07 01:12 - 52ºF - ID#41919

a couple of you may find this funny

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Location: Buffalo, NY