Category: food
12/15/07 06:31 - 19ºF - ID#42527
what the cia won't tell you
The real reason you learn to make sauce Mornay ['cheese sauce'] is not for eggs Benedict, Welsh rabbit, or potatoes au gratin. The real reason you learn to make sauce Mornay is that you bought some foolishly expensive herbed, veined goat cheese to impress your girlfriend's parents at Thanksgiving, which they politely ate but did not finish, and now that it's nearly Christmas with no food in sight, you're fucking hungry and you don't care whether that's a 'delicate rind' or 'disgusting crust of mold.'
Sauce Mornay: because you paid too much for that cheese to admit it's gone bad.
- Z
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: tidbit
12/13/07 11:16 - 36ºF - ID#42509
in swedish
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: politics
11/30/07 09:38 - 30ºF - ID#42339
'gay bowel syndrome?'
- Z
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Words: 39
Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: a series of tubes
11/27/07 09:12 - 30ºF - ID#42309
are you man enough for this
That is unusual talent.
- Z
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: a series of tubes
11/08/07 08:22 - 40ºF - ID#42051
"in hell, this is all you get"
I think the term "ROFL" is used too often and never literally, but I came very close. Don't worry; there is a happy ending.
- Z
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Location: Buffalo, NY
11/01/07 01:12 - 52ºF - ID#41919
a couple of you may find this funny
From: molly miller
To: webmaster
Subject: Dance
Date: Thu, 1 Nov 2007 08:52:52 -0700
Are you really doing the hokey pokey tonight?
- Z
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Location: Buffalo, NY
10/27/07 03:04 - 57ºF - ID#41836
i got some splainin to do
The QCRG All-Stars* played against the Steel Town [Hamilton, ON] Tank Girls this past summer in a game where the officiating was bad and the sportsmanship was worse. Derby is a rough sport, but this rapidly became unsettling on an almost visceral level. Anyway, the costume is a Tank Girls' uniform.
That does not explain the potato masher. There is a Tank Girl whose name is Cheese Grater. She carries around a cheese grater. I'm not sure whether the name or the kitchen implement came first, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to ask. It's pretty random, but it's not any less random than, say, a potato masher. And I guess cheese is relatively badass as far as dairy products go, but consider this: if someone chucked a piece of cheese at you, you'd be angry but mostly confused. But if someone chucked a potato at you, you'd be IN PAIN!!!!!
- Z
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- ie, anyone who wasn't busy that weekend
Permalink: i_got_some_splainin_to_do.html
Words: 244
Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: blagosphere
10/26/07 04:21 - 60ºF - ID#41821
something more interesting
Someone ( everyone!) over at Estrip.org has their panties in a bunch about something to do with the fact that they are not taken seriously as bloggers. Take a number and get in line, I say.
But estrip is by far the most colorful screenshot in the bunch.
- Z
Permalink: something_more_interesting.html
Words: 62
Location: Buffalo, NY
10/26/07 03:09 - 60ºF - ID#41820
code
Notes:
- does not require any hooks in your HTML code; just make sure your form has fields named 'username' and 'password' and import the Javascript
- can be attached to any form with an access-restricted target; script will pre-authenticate and, if successful, send the rest of the form as usual.
- You're not going to be able to use the server script as-is because it's kind of dependent on other parts of the project. You're not going to be able to read the server script as-is because it's Python. [Also in the full version you can change your authentication realm, and users in the special '_administrator' realm can log in to anyone's site.]
- no
- on successful authentication, 'validate' returns 204 No Content. on unsuccessful authentication, server returns 400 Bad Request.
- Z
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Words: 184
Location: Buffalo, NY
10/26/07 12:42 - 47ºF - ID#41808
picking a scab
But I got it solved. 1: Never send 401 Unauthorized without a WWW-Authenticate header. It's not allowed, and you'll get what you deserve. RFC 2617 briefly mentions using 400 Bad Request to report miscellaneous failures to the browser, and sure enough, that resets Safari. 2: If the script detects a failure, send another request to the same URL using a bogus username. This will of course fail, resetting Firefox in the process [thanks (e:kookcity2000)]. I think that's a gruesome hack, but if it works it works.
Why do I care about HTTP authentication? Most importantly, I want to support authenticated, noninteractive web services [specifically an authenticated RSS feed]. Since this code will have to live in my server somewhere, I might as well get some mileage out of it. HTTP Digest is often overlooked but it's a nice middle ground between static hashes [which are plaintext-equivalent] and full-blown encryption [CPU load].
Source code available upon request.
- Z
Permalink: picking_a_scab.html
Words: 198
Location: Buffalo, NY
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That's not to say I have anything against hollandaise - it makes a wonderful sauce for, eg, fried smelt.
The thing about homemade vs store-bought mayo is that they're kind of totally different. Homemade is quite a bit thinner, more of a sauce that you spoon onto things, whereas store-bought really is better suited to spreading on sandwiches or putting on french fries. Believe it or not [and I cringe to say this], "reduced fat mayonnaise" actually tastes better than regular. I agree that mayo should be refrigerated in the store, if not for practical reasons then at least to give the impression that you're buying something perishable.
If I were invited to a party and the host said: "bring caviar," I'd probably go with blini, but I don't actually eat caviar either [unless you count tobiko on sushi]. Thing is, where I'm from people are not easily impressed and if you show up with beluga on toast points you're totally going to get pwn3d by just some really well-executed mini potato pancakes that cost less than two cents each to make. Rather than that, I'd tend to go with just real standard smoked salmon canapes - cream cheese, minibread, and some dill sprigs from the garden, if available. People totally scarf those and enjoy them, rather than eating them delicately and wondering silently whether they should be enjoying them more.
- Z
It worries me that you don't buy mayo in the refrigerated section of the grocery store. Imagine it sitting on the shelf for months or years before some sorry sap walks into Wilson Farms to pick up his favorite condiment for the ol' classic turkey club. Personally I make my own in about 2 minutes using this tiny B&D food processor and people say 'Hey take my money and show me how to do that!'
No toast points? Do you prefer your Beluga straight up or what? Personally I'm a crackers guy.
I wouldn't eat _any_ cheese on "toast points" because "toast points" is something Martha Stewart does, and she's a ridiculous human being.
But the whole point of the post is that blue cheese is milk that has been forgotten about so long that it is neither fluid nor particularly white, and if you're looking at the thing and trying to tell how much of the mold is P roqueforti and how much is R stolonifer ... you really need to get a grip. If it still smells basically like moldy cheese, which is what it is, and there's nothing else in the house, which there isn't, chuck it in a pot and boil it.
- Z
And that was good cheese, but we ran out of crackers.
But it was really good on the macaroni too...
I mean, it is rotten milk, how much worse can it get?