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Why brain cells *really* die.

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To answer's e:zzzzzzzoooooobbbbbbbaarrrr's unasked question:

Current scientific thought points to the following processes:

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But we all know why they *REALLY* die!

PROOF!
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a) Sitcoms
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b) Arguments with kids
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c) Beauty Magazines
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d) Treadmills!
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💬 2 comments

  1. zobar ·

    So what you're saying is I have to choose between rotting my brains with Everybody Loves Raymond marathons, or sit by helpless while they remember the lyrics to 'Ride That Donkey?' How dreary.

    - Z

  2. tinypliny ·

    Yeah, the hard choice is yours.

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