01/06/09 01:05 - 26ºF - ID#47306

Uncle Talk

If you recall a dream I wrote about [inlink]James,47152[/inlink] about a talk show called Uncle Talk. Last night I had a fourth Uncle Talk dream and it is worth journaling about.

The premise of the show is that a bunch of uncles sit around and talk about issues affecting uncles. This week very special guest Michael Cera was on. He was George Michael on Arrested Development and was in the movie Superbad among others. He was on promoting a new movie in which he goes to an exclusive high school for child prodigies. The school is across the country however and he must move in with his single uncle. Even though he is a child prodigy, he can't seem to see that his uncle is obviously a dirty uncle. A discussion about the film and the unfair treatment of uncles in films ensues.

Very pleased with my subconscious.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

01/06/09 12:25 - 20ºF - ID#47299

Nothing left but drink

So,

Lindsey Lohan has a myspace page. The content is pretty much what you would expect. But the comments. The comments. Oh sweet fucking god. Thousands of people, humbly prostrating themselves before the mighty Lohan. Offering words of encouragement at the latest rumors surrounding her relationship. Patting her on the back. Don't listen to those tabloids baby, you are top shelf no matter what they say. It is the diarrhea of star fucking.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

01/02/09 10:02 - 32ºF - ID#47249

Garfield RPG

This fills me with giggles.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

12/28/08 06:47 - 34ºF - ID#47206

Thank you for being a friend

The best thing about christmas is that it is over. Not that it was bad, I am just always more happy when it is in the past.

But, this made my day yesterday.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

12/23/08 03:58 - 22ºF - ID#47155

Just how shitty can movies get

...before we stop entrusting them with 90 minutes of our time?

what the fuck?

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Location: Buffalo, NY

12/23/08 01:03 - 17ºF - ID#47152

Last Night....

... I had the most glorious dream.

I was on a talk show Uncle Talk: The Talk Show For Uncles, By Uncles. It was a rousing conversation about the issues that face uncles today.

But when I awoke and remembered this dram I couldn't shake the feeling that perhaps they were dirty uncles. In an instant a bit of surreal garbage becomes a day long creepfest.

I took a shower. But you can't wash that off.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

12/14/08 03:50 - 41ºF - ID#47060

Zen

ejtower writes at 11:39:23 12/23/08 - Comment #43703: Just thought you folks might want to try it for yourselves. <a href="http://www.sockandawe.com">Sock and Awe Flash Game</a>

james writes at 10:13:02 12/15/08 - Comment #43334: Joshua: How did this become a liberal thing? The man has been one hell of a fuck up as a president and we can't take a little joy at this? Lighten up.

matthew writes at 01:09:46 12/15/08 - Comment #43318: Actually, I'm sure 2/3 of America is laughing at this video and quite frankly, after the last eight years, America needs it. The guy had a shoe thrown at him for gods sake, he wasn't assasinated. You need to lighten up (e:Joshua), you're starting to sound like a bigot with all this "liberals this" and "lefties that".

joshua writes at 12:17:12 12/15/08 - Comment #43315: If President Bush is scorned by the country then what is there to say for Congress, which is significantly LESS popular?

I find no joy in a President of the United States getting embarrassed like this. I think those people who are laughing at him are sick, sick puppies. Post-partisan my ass... meaningful lives are apparently still in short supply these days. Stay classy, lefties. =/ And these are the people beckoning everyone to come together "for the good of the country?" Not under your umbrella, trust me! The shoe-throwing guy is a star among liberals and anti-American Arabs - you are judged by the company you keep - 'nuff said.

jim writes at 09:16:42 12/14/08 - Comment #43303: In my native land, throwing a shoe at someone is a sign of great respect!

kookcity2000 writes at 09:16:05 12/14/08 - Comment #43302: On a good chunk of the Earth's surface is pretty offensive to throw a shoe at someone.

tinypliny writes at 04:46:21 12/14/08 - Comment #43295: What a way to go out of power. Completely scorned by not only your country but also by the country you destroyed. A sad zen indeed.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

12/12/08 10:51 - 29ºF - ID#47043

They're Coming for you Barbara

I just crapped my pants

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Location: Buffalo, NY

12/11/08 09:50 - 27ºF - ID#47034

Happy Holidays. Love Chad.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

12/03/08 11:00 - 42ºF - ID#46944

Read a Book

I am fairly certain this is not meant to be racist. It was written and produced by a black man, but that is all I know. He could be a front for some hip hop white supremacist. And with that awkward introduction out of the way, I whole heartedly encourage you to enjoy the following hilarious PSA.