10/06/09 06:19 - 60ºF - ID#49947

Hey,

You know what P T Barnum said about oral sex?

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Location: Buffalo, NY

10/05/09 09:00 - 49ºF - ID#49931

Cancer Milk

They should have a website: This Is Why You Are Diabetic With A Tumor
And Unloved.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

10/02/09 02:39 - 49ºF - ID#49908

New floors

This is our marvelous new floor. It is so much better that the gulag
blue nightmare of a carpet we had before.Now, all we need are some rugs. Any suggestions on where to look.

Kisses

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Location: Buffalo, NY

09/30/09 06:31 - 50ºF - ID#49895

Jim is greater than the sum of his cafinated parts. But not always by
much.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

09/30/09 09:57 - 46ºF - ID#49890

A Still More Glorious Dawn Awaits

This is fucking EPIC

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Location: Buffalo, NY

09/16/09 09:57 - 55ºF - ID#49790

The Modern Gordion Knot

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Location: Buffalo, NY

09/14/09 11:04 - 67ºF - ID#49775

Kearns

I had meant to write an impassioned plee for registered Democrats in the city to vote for Mickey Kearns in the primary tomorrow.

But, I only slept for three hours last night, got home at 11PM from work, and I need to be up at 4AM.

So, vote Kearns.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

09/04/09 01:51 - 75ºF - ID#49696

Weekend

Ah,

I was forced at gun point to organize a fundraiser/rally. Not at gun point. And not forced. But no one in the group wanted to do it, understandably. It is so much fun organizing something like this when everyone is half hearted about it, including myself.

But, that headache is off in the mail today so I am done. I hope this weekend will be spent sun burnt, half naked in a lake, with a large glass of wine.

So (e:drew) and (e:janelle), I look forward to seeing you on Monday. red, fully clothed, and with French toast.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

09/01/09 09:21 - 63ºF - ID#49675

There are no words

This is why I can never be a Christian

hodown writes at 10:34:52 09/04/09 - Comment #51248: If you know me you are aware of my distaste for LOL but but OMG LOL. For real. This had to happen on Oklahoma because this shit would not go down well on the East Coast. I'd like to think even East Coast Christians have more respect for music than this.

libertad writes at 03:08:09 09/04/09 - Comment #51241: JeeZus! Next time I want to see them take off their underwear.

jenks writes at 11:04:09 09/03/09 - Comment #51228: haha I'm with Josh.

joshua writes at 12:14:55 09/02/09 - Comment #51213: Based on these responses I'm not watching - I've learned all I need to know. Lol.

james writes at 10:48:33 09/02/09 - Comment #51212: It isn't just bad. It is a perfect storm of bad. First, take your shoes off? Hell no, it is a crowded room and darkly lit. I am never getting those shoes back.

Then, take off my socks? Isn't there broken glass and vomit all over the floor like in any god fearing concert hall?

Wait, you want me to wave my nasty socks in the air? Really?

WTF are you doing? A praise cover of Dead or Alive? Really? Really?

Oh, you aren't covering the whole song.... IT IS A MONTAGE OF JESUS-IFIED CHORUSES FROM POPULAR SONGS!

The ho down was really just the cherry on the sunday. And sunday is the lord's dessert.

jason writes at 10:30:48 09/02/09 - Comment #51210: I think the variety of churches we have in America is interesting, and what kind of pastors we have as well. I like that people take different approaches to try to get people into the pews. This is hilarious though - why take my shoes off? Why do some Christian Weird Al style take on a song? It's baffling.

vincent writes at 10:08:36 09/02/09 - Comment #51209: I stopped watching when he commanded everyone to take their shoes and socks off. As I probably would have started yacking and left at that point with the nasty collective smell that would have clouded over with everyone waiving their socks around, WTF!?