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x-treme cagefighting

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Out at the bar last night, Extreme Cagefighting came on the TV. I'd never really watched it before. A couple dudes in a cage throw a couple punches, then they start rolling around on the ground together. The bartender came up, looked at the TV for a minute and said huh, looks like prison sex. Then he changed the channel.

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Chita Rivera is a lover and a fighter. She does this thing every morning when I get out of the shower, where she'll be sitting on my towel all cute-like, and when I go to pet her belly she kicks my naked wet ass. She'll pull my hand in with her front claws and bite my fingers, all the while kicking my forearm with her back claws. This is not cool. So I'm really proud that I managed to come up with a kitty submission hold where she can't scratch me long enough that I can get my towel. If I put my hand across her chest right under her front legs, she can't reach me with her front legs, it's too high up for her back legs, and too close to her chin to bite. [nb: This also makes her really mad.]

- Z

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💬 3 comments

  1. drew ·

    When Tatanka would bite me, I would press my hand into the bite. It's counter-intuitive, but it works! (on animals AND people!)

  2. metalpeter ·

    That is not the only league of cage fighting the UFC is more famous at least in the US I guess. I haven't seen any of this league. But each fight is different in mixed Martial arts. Some fights wind up being allot of ground work where they go for submissions and then some are lots of stand up fighting. Different people have different styles and it depends on who is better and how they work each other.

  3. paul ·

    I read this as "I go to pet her belly she licks my naked wet ass." and thought, whoa, where is this going till I realized it was kick not lick.

    One time @terry kept surfing youtube related videos until he stumbled upon a whole set of ones that were extreme fighting like this, accept the winner won, not by pushing the loser out of the circle or whatever - but by making them pass out via strangulation. It was insane - for some reason I cannot find it now. Maybe they got rid of the videos.

    Somehow this :::link::: is what I got when searching, "fight till strangulation youtube" on google.

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