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i am a genius

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I admit it. It's true. It's tough to be humble when you're this God-damned brilliant.

Next time you get a parking ticket -

chill out. It's not a stupid waste of your time and money - it's a $32 permit to park anywhere you want within the city limits. Pay the ticket online. There will be a $2 surcharge, but think of it as an investment. When you pay online, you get to keep the ticket and the obnoxious orange envelope, which you can then stick under your own windshield the next time you park illegally, thus saving Buffalo's Finest the trouble.

You're welcome. And, as with any free legal advice, don't try this at home.

- Z

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💬 3 comments

  1. lilho ·

    coming from someone who gives half their salary to the city, in parking tickets, you are a fucking genius. wow.
  2. jason ·

    Excellent tip. Who knows why I haven't thought of it before.
  3. ingrid ·

    Can I just say that parking tickets suck. And, those stupid bastards will ticket you again. I had two tickets on my car w/in a 12 hours period! UGH..

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