Happy Happy Birthday, Paul!
I am not entirely sure exactly when it is but I think this is about the right time.
First, I got some random people to pose for you.

Then, I baked some cakes.
Cake 1

Cake 2

I got kind of carried away. Two more.
Cake 3

Cake 4

Then I realized they are not really good for your teeth anymore. So I threw a party on your behalf because I don't like cakes too much either. These people came.

Thankfully all of them were very fond of cake. When it was all gone, we realized we HAD to do something special for you, our birthday boy in absentia. So we then did some communal and healthful art for you.

One of my guests decided that was not personal enough. So you got this mugshot:

Some of the younger guests thought all that was too sterile and made this instead:

Overall, all our sentiments are summed up (in a non-fire-hazard way) as:

NB: Stolen from around the web. You know who you are if it is yours. Quit whining.
First, I got some random people to pose for you.

Then, I baked some cakes.
Cake 1

Cake 2
I got kind of carried away. Two more.
Cake 3

Cake 4

Then I realized they are not really good for your teeth anymore. So I threw a party on your behalf because I don't like cakes too much either. These people came.

Thankfully all of them were very fond of cake. When it was all gone, we realized we HAD to do something special for you, our birthday boy in absentia. So we then did some communal and healthful art for you.

One of my guests decided that was not personal enough. So you got this mugshot:

Some of the younger guests thought all that was too sterile and made this instead:

Overall, all our sentiments are summed up (in a non-fire-hazard way) as:

NB: Stolen from around the web. You know who you are if it is yours. Quit whining.


