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Category: politics

06/19/08 11:30 - 59ºF - ID#44717

The TRUTH about BARACK OBAMA

There are many things people do not know about BARACK OBAMA. It is every American's PATRIOTIC DUTY to read this message and pass it along to all of their friends and loved ones.

Barack Obama is a PATRIOTIC AMERICAN. He has one HAND over his HEART at all times. He occasionally switches when one arm gets tired, which is almost never because he is STRONG.

Barack Obama wears a FLAG PIN at all times, even in the shower. One time he DROPPED THE PIN down the drain, and he PATRIOTICALLY disassembled his entire plumbing to retrieve it.

Barack Obama says the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE every time he sees an American flag, and he has an American flag in EVERY ROOM in his house. Some days it takes him OVER 45 MINUTES to get out of his house. He also ends every sentence by saying, "WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL." On the INTERNET there is video of Obama quietly mouthing the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE in his sleep.

Barack Obama has the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE tattooed on his stomach. It's upside-down, so he can read it while doing sit-ups. He does FIFTY SITUPS every morning, which is the same number as OUR FOUNDING FATHERS did to commemorate our FIFTY STATES.

Barack Obama take his daughters HUNTING every weekend - HUNTING LIBERALS, that is. Liberals are ALWAYS IN SEASON.

Barack Obama is a DEVOUT CHRISTIAN. His favorite book is the BIBLE, which he has memorized. His name means HE WHO LOVES JESUS in the ancient language of Aramaic, which is the language JESUS SPOKE before he learned English. He is PROUD that Jesus was an American.

Barack Obama goes to church every morning. He goes to church every afternoon. He goes to church every evening. He is IN CHURCH RIGHT NOW. If elected, he has pledged to build a MEGACHURCH inside AIR FORCE ONE.

Barack Obama's skin is the color of AMERICAN SOIL. His blood is the color of the AMERICAN FLAG. His fingernails are the color of APPLE PIE. He rubs AMERICAN SOIL on his chest every 20 minutes, then cleanses himself with HOLY WATER.

Barack Obama buys only AMERICAN GOODS. His sole possessions are a FORD PICK-UP TRUCK, a GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL, and HALF THE STATE OF MONTANA. He drinks only APPALACHIAN MOONSHINE, eats only FREEDOM FRIES, and travels exclusively by JOHN DEERE TRACTOR.

PLEASE FORWARD THIS EMAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW! SPREAD THE TRUTH ABOUT BARACK OBAMA!!!!!

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Category: politics

06/18/08 08:09 - 58ºF - ID#44707

Blue America

Starting to look good!

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Category: culture

06/17/08 04:51 - 62ºF - ID#44694

Teach the Controversy



I'm afraid the main weakness of evolutionary theory will be "it leaves out Jesus."

Actually, most modern scientists believe that Jesus evolved over time from more primitive religious figures, such as Mithras and Enki.



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Which was talking about these t-shirts:

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Also awesome? SCIENCE!



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And more (Amorphia)

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Hmmm. Ordered a couple. Had to!

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06/16/08 02:20 - 73ºF - ID#44669

HAILSTORM

Well, that was fun and biblical. I have 60 or so dents in the roof, trunk, and hood of my car. Look at the size of what was coming down:

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06/16/08 08:50 - 66ºF - ID#44664

Hobby

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Category: obituary

06/13/08 04:26 - 87ºF - ID#44641

Tim Russert RIP

Buffalonian and Meet the Press host Tim Russert died today of a heart attack:

And so, just once I will say: Go Bills!




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06/12/08 09:17 - 60ºF - ID#44626

Gummi Lighthouse

Lighthouse, or Phallus? You be the judge.

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06/08/08 03:05 - 80ºF - ID#44588

Sometimes I Cry If You Don't Write Blogs

I had fun at the party last night, sorry I got tired there at the end.

I think I'll be skipping the festivities today, have some other stuff to attend to. Hope you all have fun!
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06/03/08 09:06 - 62ºF - ID#44533

Sam Hoyt T-Shirts

If you see one of these around this weekend, I made it for his campaign :) Kinda lame but it was short notice.

Happy Pride!

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06/02/08 08:11 - 64ºF - ID#44523

Ouch.

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