07/22/09 09:59 - ID#49352

I hate spammers.

This is crap that gets submitted as sources for Buffalo Feed every day.

Presented as an image so not as to help them out.

I know, spam is nothing new, but this is why we can't have nice things :(

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Category: internets

07/14/09 08:30 - ID#49285

World's Fastest

From Kottke:

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Category: internets

07/11/09 09:30 - ID#49267

Surfboard 4100 Modem, j'accuse!

So my slow internet problems were due to a cable modem with a known-funky chipset (when it comes to interoperating with Macs on a network).

For two years we've paid for the highest tier of TWC cable internet, and usually had max download speeds of around 200kbs. Then the last month or so it's declined down to about 20kbs for every download, which was ridiculously painful. As in, I could download stuff faster on my phone over cell data networks then I could at home.

That's when I started doing research and found out the problem. I bought a new modem, and we're getting 3mbs average downloads now, and scoring at 14mbs on the speed test sites.

SO MUCH BETTER. We could have had this along :/

CURSE YOU SURFBOARD AND BROADCOM, YOU INTERNETS SPOILING WRETCHES. YAY CISCO/LINKSYS CM100!

Very angry/happy now. I want two years of premium service payments back from TWC. Plus the $3/month rental fee for the TWC-supplied modem. But, OK, I no longer have third world internet access at home.

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06/18/09 08:51 - ID#48997

Hmmm...

Rock It, Shock It, Spock It:

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Category: internets

02/18/09 12:58 - ID#47798

How Many Times Are You Going to Kill Me?

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Category: internets

01/31/09 10:52 - ID#47578

Google Marks Whole Internet Malware

Seems to be fixed now. ~~stopbadware.org was down this morning (which Google partners with to warn of bad sites), and Google defaulted to marking everything as malware, even itself.~~

UPDATE

Unfortunately (and here's the human error), the URL of '/' was mistakenly checked in as a value to the file and '/' expands to all URLs. -- Google Blog

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Category: internets

01/28/09 03:03 - ID#47546

Have You Seen This Cat?

source:

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Category: internets

01/25/09 12:45 - ID#47516

Freakiest Gif Ever

I was googling under construction animated gifs for nostalgia value, and came across this:

Um, whoa. The 90's: so near and yet so far far away.

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12/05/08 03:57 - ID#46974

Natural Harvest

not a joke?

Buy it online:

libertad writes at 03:32:41 12/09/08 - Comment #43120: Did you ready any of those comments that people posted on that website?

"I received my copy of the book last week. It took me and my partner all week to stock up for last night's intimate little dinner party. We decided to go for the man-made oysters, but while we were pouring the semen into the shells, a few drops spilled on the floor. As usual, our Shar-Pei was in the kitchen, just waiting for the occasional food spills. We were both so grossed out when Layla lapped up the spilled semen because when she was done she just looked up at us and licked her chops - begging for more. It's one thing for us to have fun cooking with semen, but it just seemed so wrong for our dog to be eating it too.

We enjoyed our meal very much, but just want to caution other would-be semen cookers to watch out for pets in the kitchen. There's nothing fun (of funny) about watching them licking up your stuff..."

metalpeter writes at 06:44:52 12/05/08 - Comment #43028: I have to admit that I don't think I would want to try any of those dishes. But I do have to give who ever wrote that credit they did mention that it tastes different based on the persons diet, they also mentioned that it kinda changes form it sits around over time. There are a few things they didn't mention though. Is the taste effected if it is more then one persons (if you make a big meal you might need a lot of it, Ha, oh that is so gross), does more semen come out if some other then your self extracts it? How do you measure it, you need amazing aim to get in a measuring spoon I would assume or do you aim for something else and figure you will have to lose some to the sides of the containers. In any event interesting book, I wouldn't suggest giving it to anyone you know who's cooking you eat, well unless you like semen and in that case that is fine a say skip the food then. It might make and interesting secret Santa gift though, HA.

tinypliny writes at 04:46:22 12/05/08 - Comment #43008: Atleast it's not vomit or earwax.

paul writes at 04:36:17 12/05/08 - Comment #43007: I was going to post about it the other day but then thought it was too riske for general consumption - no pun intended.

Somehow I got to it when searching for merengue cookie recipes and then no one would eat my delivious merengue cookies because they thought I spunked in them ;( which I did not.

The grossest one is the "man oysters" which is basically fresh semen on reused oyster shells.