Category: internets

12/05/08 03:57 - 27ºF - ID#46974

Natural Harvest

not a joke?

Buy it online:

libertad writes at 03:32:41 12/09/08 - Comment #43120: Did you ready any of those comments that people posted on that website?

"I received my copy of the book last week. It took me and my partner all week to stock up for last night's intimate little dinner party. We decided to go for the man-made oysters, but while we were pouring the semen into the shells, a few drops spilled on the floor. As usual, our Shar-Pei was in the kitchen, just waiting for the occasional food spills. We were both so grossed out when Layla lapped up the spilled semen because when she was done she just looked up at us and licked her chops - begging for more. It's one thing for us to have fun cooking with semen, but it just seemed so wrong for our dog to be eating it too.

We enjoyed our meal very much, but just want to caution other would-be semen cookers to watch out for pets in the kitchen. There's nothing fun (of funny) about watching them licking up your stuff..."

metalpeter writes at 06:44:52 12/05/08 - Comment #43028: I have to admit that I don't think I would want to try any of those dishes. But I do have to give who ever wrote that credit they did mention that it tastes different based on the persons diet, they also mentioned that it kinda changes form it sits around over time. There are a few things they didn't mention though. Is the taste effected if it is more then one persons (if you make a big meal you might need a lot of it, Ha, oh that is so gross), does more semen come out if some other then your self extracts it? How do you measure it, you need amazing aim to get in a measuring spoon I would assume or do you aim for something else and figure you will have to lose some to the sides of the containers. In any event interesting book, I wouldn't suggest giving it to anyone you know who's cooking you eat, well unless you like semen and in that case that is fine a say skip the food then. It might make and interesting secret Santa gift though, HA.

tinypliny writes at 04:46:22 12/05/08 - Comment #43008: Atleast it's not vomit or earwax.

paul writes at 04:36:17 12/05/08 - Comment #43007: I was going to post about it the other day but then thought it was too riske for general consumption - no pun intended.

Somehow I got to it when searching for merengue cookie recipes and then no one would eat my delivious merengue cookies because they thought I spunked in them ;( which I did not.

The grossest one is the "man oysters" which is basically fresh semen on reused oyster shells.

james writes at 04:27:25 12/05/08 - Comment #43006: The spunktini is a fine cocktail.

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Category: work

12/05/08 10:51 - 23ºF - ID#46969

Ordering an SSL Cert and Pointing DNS

Ordering an SSL cert and getting DNS set up for the new servers is taking like 2 weeks for some reason.

>.<

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Category: internets

12/04/08 01:16 - 33ºF - ID#46954

Awesome.

My hair is almost long enough to do that to ;)

Halloween costume next year?

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Location: Buffalo, NY

11/29/08 06:06 - 38ºF - ID#46882

HAPPY FACE

Sort of.

Home very very soon.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: life

11/26/08 01:26 - 34ºF - ID#46851

Vacation

I'm sick. Of course, I'm on vacation. Why can't I be sick at a time I could use my sick leave?

That's all.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: technology

11/16/08 12:29 - 36ºF - ID#46701

Worst iPhone App Yet?

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: programming

11/15/08 12:27 - 53ºF - ID#46697

Bug Fix

I love open source, we had a problem in a vendor library and we fixed it ourselves. If we had to wait for someone else to do it, who knows how long it would've been broken.

It was only a change to a couple lines of code, but it was very hard to track down. It took me and a co-worker a day of pair programming to narrow it down and figure out what to change, but damn it feels good to have done. And to have our specs and continuous integration running reliably again.

It was like 4 layers deep worth of metaprogramming. I feel like I know our spec library very, very well now. :)

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: internets

11/13/08 12:54 - 51ºF - ID#46672

LOLCAT

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: work

11/11/08 12:44 - 41ºF - ID#46646

More Work

Servers have been ordered. Clustering and failover designed. Weeks and months of testing and automation. Probably a hundred hours of work total. Super excited, I've been prepping this stuff for 6 months now and it's going to see the light of day.

We're going for paired mirrors to start, then splitting out each VM container type into their own tiered clusters as we need to add capacity and can judge bottlenecks.

I know no one cares about this but me, but it's my journal so, what the hell :)

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Category: culture

11/08/08 09:14 - 50ºF - ID#46601

An Evil Good Book

I'm reading a book, "The 48 Laws of Power".

It is by turns interesting and disturbing. Each law has it's own chapter, with historical anecdotes and analysis.

Some are fairly neutral:

Law 5: So Much Depends on Reputation -- Guard it with Your Life.

Others, not so much:

Law 17: Keep Others in Suspended Terror -- Cultivate an Air of Unpredictability. Or, Law 33: Discover Each Man's Thumbscrew.

Now, part of my enjoyment of this book is that it appeals to the inner dictator in me, a side that I never knew that I had. But, hmm... I do. Hate to admit it.

Generally, it's an interesting look at the 'pack of monkeys' part of our brains and culture. Everything I have read so far I can relate to experiences and situations that I've been in. I'm hoping to keep my eyes more open to this side of human interaction, without using it to scheme and plot.

If I ever start to seem unpredictable, though, cower in terror!

hodown writes at 12:52:44 11/11/08 - Comment #41972: Keep others suspended in terror. I love that!

metalpeter writes at 03:20:55 11/08/08 - Comment #41807: I'm guessing that there are some sublaws in there somewhere and so 48 isn't exact. On a side note it is a good thing "The Brain" and "Stewie" didn't find this book or they might figure out how to leave cartoon form and take over the world. I Know Bush claims not to read but I wonder if he ever read it, HA.

tinypliny writes at 12:36:00 11/08/08 - Comment #41802: Who wants to bet with me that there are #48 laws in that book.

jim writes at 12:30:08 11/08/08 - Comment #41801: Law #49: If you can't get household appliances to respect you, what person will?

tinypliny writes at 12:14:44 11/08/08 - Comment #41800: HAHAHA.. I regularly threaten my rice cooker.

james writes at 12:09:32 11/08/08 - Comment #41799: You should see the sadistic BDSM relationship Jim has with our appliances. "You will wash those dishes you filthy dish washing pig!"
"Ya, that is right you whore. Turn that bread into toast!"

paul writes at 11:57:19 11/08/08 - Comment #41797: I saw that in you and thats why I made you the commander. Someday, when we form the estrip Army - which is the whole secret plan (not so sectret anymore) of the site, you can whip them into a frenzy and have them take over buffalo.

tinypliny writes at 09:44:56 11/08/08 - Comment #41780

Gasp. Blank Comment.

MUST GUARD REPUTATION*

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PS: So Much Depends on Reputation -- Guard it with Your Life.

PPS: And it somehow reminds me of that scene in Stardust where the captain is totally devastated when his crew sees him dressed up in a ballet tutu. Hahaha. It was a fun movie.

tinypliny writes at 09:42:50 11/08/08 - Comment #41779

tinypliny writes at 09:41:21 11/08/08 - Comment #41778: I think its safe to say that I quake in my boots everytime I see your hair. It's the K2 of unpredictability after the Everest of that actor who always confuses me.

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