10/17/08 01:09 - 51ºF - ID#46158

Bobby Conn

Where have you been all my life baby?

and this PSA

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Location: Buffalo, NY

10/15/08 04:34 - 66ºF - ID#46129

Was I just scammed?

I have a big fundraiser tonight (wish me luck) and so I don't get to go home an eat dinner. So, I set out for some supper. I exit the front door of this building and a guy is sitting on the street.

Well, five minutes into the worst "Brother can ya spare a dime" shtick I have ever heard I tell the guy I don't have any money but I can get him some yogurt and a juice box. I walk into the building again, made the guy a sandwich, grabbed two juice boxes and go back out.

Gone. Not to be seen.

No matter, he probably got shooed away. So I go get my dinner to go and on my way back to the office I pass a woman. She smiles a huge smile at me and says "thanks for the lunch".

Was I just scammed? If so, I did not lose any money or sandwiches. It seems like a poor scam. Perhaps this is some sort of homeless witchcraft and soon I will dance uncontrollably for not having prompter service.

I will keep you abreast of my condition.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

10/15/08 12:58 - 60ºF - ID#46125

Incredible

From Ben Smith's blog. One voter said

"Well, I don't know much about this terrorist group Barack used to be in with that Weather guy but I'm sick of paying for health insurance at work and that's why I'm supporting Barack."

people who actually believe Obama was involved in a terrorist organization are voting for him.

Well, at least McCain still has Ricky

"He's neither-nor," said Ricky Thompson, a pipe fitter who works at a factory north of Mobile, while standing in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart store just north of here. "He's other. It's in the Bible. Come as one. Don't create other breeds."

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Location: Buffalo, NY

10/14/08 07:35 - 61ºF - ID#46117

Recycling a Joke

DMILF

har har har

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Location: Buffalo, NY

10/13/08 12:45 - 71ºF - ID#46089

ZOMG!

This concludes my journal.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

10/13/08 11:43 - 68ºF - ID#46085

HELL YA!

It is a post-apocalyptic world down here. None of the businesses in this building are open and I think I am the only one here, at least the only one on this floor.

So I am doing work with music blasting, doing little dances as I get up to get a stapler or something. And life is just grand.

Of corse, being that upbeat about the plague killing everyone else in the building is odd when you have large windows looking out to a normally busy street (which is also dead during the lunch hour). Yup big fat lady, I know you saw me shaking my thang while putting letters into the folding machine. You can stare, but you aren't going to have nearly as much fun as me.

I hope everyone else got the plague and is home enjoying themselves.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

10/12/08 08:12 - 67ºF - ID#46078

Lazy Sunday

Jim hates some of my favorite foods. So occasionally I make something so delicious he can only throw up at the mentioning of it. Today, for example, I made stuffed eggplant.

You peel the hard skin of an eggplant, cut it in half length wise and hollow it out.

Take the eggplant meat and put it in a food proceccor with a whole spicey as you can stand it pepper some egg whites. I ground some oats up in a coffee grinder because wheat sucks and added that in too.

Put the mixture inside the eggplant, put in a pan with a dolop of olive oil. 350 degrees for an hour.

It should be golden brown on the top. Prinkle some minced parsley and lemon juice on top.

yum, yum.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

10/12/08 05:54 - 74ºF - ID#46076

It hurts

holy crap

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Location: Buffalo, NY

10/11/08 04:22 - 71ºF - ID#46062

Rugby

I went for a long bike ride through Delaware Park on account of the fantastic weather. First, there was a bunch of boy scout troops camping out. Troops from Kenmore and Eden drove into the city to camp. Sounds like a waste of good camping to me. But also in the middle of it all was a rugby game. I have never seen rugby played before but it looks like so much fun. But, I have no idea how it is actually played. One moment there is a circle of guys huddled around a mass of human and somewhere in that mess is a ball. Then the next that ball is kicked and people go scrambling for it.

But they were all very hot and it looked like fun.