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Costume ideas I will never do

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I had a couple of costume ideas that I am hung up on. Each sound awesome but I have really don't want to wear them. Why don't we all write a journal with crazy costume ideas that we would love to do, but can't for some reason.

1) The cup from 2girls1cup. I just wouldn't feel comfortable explaining that costume all night. And if it required no explanation, well, then it was just too disgusting a costume.

2) Half a horse. You know how you get two people together into a single horse costume. Well, cut it in half and dangle fake intestine out the back. A new take on a classic.

3) Bea Arthur on top, velociraptor on the bottom. This was inspired by my favorite novelty artist, Brandon Bird

So, make a journal with your crazy ideas. Who knows, maybe someone else will pick up your dream and go as Michael Jackson with a my buddy doll glued to the crotch.
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💬 4 comments

  1. gardenmama ·

    Ooohh, I like the Michael Jackson one.
  2. zobar ·

    Me and @dragonlady7 and her younger sister are dressing up as the Internet. I won't give away the joke, but it's actually going to be pretty easy.

    - Z
  3. metalpeter ·

    The idea I thought of but I thought it might offend way to many people was to get a like a priest outfit and a blow up doll and dress it up like a boy and then attach the doll so it looks like I was being blown. If someone really wanted to take it to next level they could get one of those fake dicks with balls and work that in.
  4. tinypliny ·

    Costume mention #86 and its only 9 days into the month.

    MUST. NOT. HYPERVENTILATE.

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