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Hungover already?

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Last weekend I was in Premier and exclaimed "Oh my god! Swiss wine? That has to be terrible!" and picked up a bottle. A pinot noir with a label that looks like a Marsden Hartley treatment of the Swiss flag.

Well, it was terrible. It tasted like jammy prison hooch. So much so I was picking phantom raspberry seeds from my teeth and a drug offenders penis from places lower. An hour after my single glass I am hungover.

Take it away Kids!



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💬 4 comments

  1. zobar ·

    Sure, next time try the Latvian champagne. It's in with the other champagnes, but placed in a manner that makes you think maybe they're a little bit ashamed that they thought they could ever sell any. The label is inexplicably in Russian and I don't remember what it's called, but it's unspeakably awful.

    - Z
  2. tinypliny ·

    I need to drink this thing. So apt for today. Day of the Damned Drain.
  3. tinypliny ·

    ooh, you felt awesome. Yeah, blame it on @jon
  4. jim ·

    Love KITH.

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