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27 Million Dollars of Stupid

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How much ignorance can $27 Million buy? A whole heck of a lot it seems. In fact you can build a whole museum! A monolith to the perpetual dull glaze that shall keep zombie science at bay.

Specifically, the Creation Museum in Kentucky is what I am talking about. Now, if you care to chime in with the Evolution is 'just' a theory thing, best not read ahead and read a little on just what the heck that science thing is and how amazingly nontrivial something like a theory is.

A dandy little slide show can be found here and boy is it worth it! The second photo is a triceratops with a blanket and saddle. Some poor child is being hoisted on top for a photo op that I hope become regrettable one day. It is worth the visit just for that photo alone.

There is a fun little bit of logic here. Evolution takes millions of years, right? So all those changes we see evolving in life couldn't possibly have explained the difference between a fox and a Doberman if the flood was only a few thousand years ago, right? So god must have built all this genetic variation into the original couple taken onto Noah's ark.

Yup, evolution is too slow in the time frame of the bible, and thus God has something built in. I wish the same could be said for my aging computer.

Another fun moment is how deformed, web-toed incest babies don't spring for from Adam/Eve and Noah and his crew (arrg! Shiva me timbers!) Genetic mutation has, despite all evidence, anything to do recessive traits. Rather, it is all about sin.

You see, mutations are mistakes (it says so right there); mistakes caused by sin. People did not mutate as much because their sins weren't as accumulated or as great (so, why the whole flood thing again?) And, and this is my favorite part, close relatives today are more likely to have mutant incest babies because their sins are similar.

I will give you a second to giggle snort your beverage through your nose.


Look, this isn't about religion. This is about religion throwing on the mantle of science and parading around like a buffoon. Nor is this a Christian thing. I would be snotty at any creation museum be it Christian, Hindi, Wiccian, or what ever. The joke is that willfully ignorant people spending 27 million to give something unscientific a shred of scientific validity. 27 million that could be spent in far more Christian ways like, oh, let us just say, an endowment fund to keep charities perpetually running. WWJD? I hope he would be clutching his belly and laughing right next to me.

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  1. jason ·

    Evolution must be pretty damned slow, after all we still don't have any innate way of protecting ourselves against the forces of nature, or of integrating ourselves into our environment naturally. We engineer everything, and have lost the instincts (and the cool hair!) passed down to us from our Gorilla parents, and our ancestors who lived in the primordial goo. We are in less harmony with our world than any other species I would imagine.
  2. james ·

    I should have added that this post wasn't even about evolution.

    Well, naked human apes couldn't survive here in Buffalo. Sure, we would get through a summer, but dead by November. Technology is our own species peculiar way of evolving. Rather than breaking off into dozens of other species with different amounts of fur adjusted to our climate, we just wear different cloths here than we would in Rio (which would be no cloths, ironically, the same dress code applies in chilly Montreal)

    So why does the flesh have to evolve when technology will do it for us? Weird.
  3. zobar ·

    I'd just like the record to show that the Catholic Church showed some rare taste in avoiding the evolution issue. The official stance is that God created the world and guided its development, but the precise mechanics and schedule are more or less irrelevant. And I'm kind of down with that - there are people whose entire career is based on doing acrobatics to fit the development of the entire universe into seven days, but for the life of me I can't see why that particular detail matters so much to so many people.

    :::link::: with imprimatur.

    - Z
  4. james ·

    Zobar,

    I am not in the habit of trusting anyone who sticks up for catholicism. For that, I require [link=http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0071/0071_01.asp]the real record[/link] as written and published by the only trustworthy source, Jack Chick.

    This entry wasn't about particular groups of Christians, or Christianity at all for that matter. The only group I was gnashing my teeth against were the willfully ignorant. I do have to admire the stance you linked to. Basically, admitting to a divine influence. Not really worried about mechanics. Which is a smart move after that whole geo-centric universive debacle. Rock on RCC
  5. metalpeter ·

    I will admit that I don't know much about the creation muesum. But I don't think it is a waste at all. Some people belive in science only some believe in Faith only and some people believe in both. Faith and Science are two different ways to answer the big questions. Having a tellascope that can see the stars or having a science muesum is the equivalent to someone who only belives in science to the musuem of creation for the faithfull.

    What bothers me is often that people of faith and science often don't understand that there view of the world is done through a different process then each other. The other thing that bothers me is that a lot of people think that believing in creationism means you can't belive in evolution. You can believe that they are both true and work togather. But part of the problem with that is often people have to insisit that they have all the answers and that none of there thoughts are wrong. But evolution and createtism can work togathrer. Here is one example. God created the world then he created all the animals. Then lastly he created man or if you want Adam and Eve. If you look at Adam & Eve literly a snake got them to give into temptation then they saw eachother nude and that is where sin comes from (sort of). Once they had sex they had kids. (this assumes that there was one adam and eve and not multiple ones all over the world). To populate the world one brother would have to have sex with his sisster or even mother. Over time these kids spread out over the world. If you believe in conteintal drift one could even guess that all the humans or what ever they where called lived in one area and when the land split it slowly moved away. As the climate slowly changed people had to adapt or die. That would explain why people where there is bright sun and it is hot have dark skin and why the irish are light skined white.

    A second theory (ok it is my way of thinking about things). is that the Bible isn't literal but is figurative. The seven days isn't really seven days it is the amount of time that has gone by since the world was created. So on the sixth day man was made. The 7th day would have been the present day then meaning that god was going to rest and let the world devolop on its own. This man that was created was an animal like all animals but it was slightly advanced. It is kinda like god playing with a chemistry set where he mixes things up and evolution is what causes things to change. It could even be that man when he was created was a step ahead of an ape and had better DNA that could change. We where made in god's image and he isn't perfect so the apes didn't go right. If god is resting and not interfearing this could also be an explaintion for why people do evil things and why bad things happen.

    My point is that I don't have all the answers. Science dosn't have all the answers. Faith doesn't have all the answers. So people have to stop acting like there way of thinking is the only right way and there way of thinking answers all the questions and that there is no doubt. If people where a little more open then someday someone might answer all the really cool really tough questions, like why are we here?
  6. fellyconnelly ·

    oh my god. I'm not even going to involve myself in any type of intellectual conversation about this. it hurts my brain too much to consider the reality of this place. the only thing my mind can wrap itself around is that it is in kentucky.
    that being said....
    i want to ride a triceratops.
  7. ajay ·

    I like this display: :::link:::
    The sheep looks like he's just been caught doing something baaad....
  8. james ·

    Peter: A museum for religion or faith is dandy. A museum that ignores an irrefutable amount of scientific data and turns it into its own magic faery land is lame. Faith can't give a scientific explanation and has no business disguising its theology as such. No, science can't explain everything. But if you put faiths explanations up to the rigors of science then it can't explain anything.

    Felly: That image shocked me. Not so much because it was land of the lost, dribbling stupid mayhem, but because it roused the green demon in me and I am next in line to ride it.

    Ajay: I think it might be a lamb. And as we all know lamb is for sacrifice and sheep are for fucking. So really, either way that animal should be appalled.
  9. drew ·

    a few thoughts are on my page.

    I might to a longer post about faith/science later.
  10. fellyconnelly ·

    James: I will now suggest that we take a midnight train to kentucky and liberate that poor triceratops from the evil of those who do not recognize its heratage!
    VIVA LA EVOLUTION!

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