"potpourri" written by Zobar on estrip.org

Category: misc

09/04/08 09:27 - 79ºF - ID#45576

potpourri

1: WANTED: Stats geek to hang out with hot babes. Inquire within.

2: Q: When did Russians start being awesome? A: Once you click this

!!!

3: The problem with me in living in the suburbs across the street from a very expensive private high school, is that I just don't have any empathy for anybody around here. A kid from the school was driving his Audi hatchback like a dickweed, and the person he cut off and/or tailgated followed him until he parked [in front of my house] and started yelling at him. Then her shirtless, shoeless husband started getting all up in the kid's grille. And as the argument got more heated, I realized I wasn't on the side of the kid or the 'adult'- I was really just hoping for mutual assured destruction, and maybe some fire. Instead, police were called and, in true Kenmore fashion, three squad cars showed up.
Moral: Don't be an asshat in front of my house, unless you have the courtesy to catch fire.

4: 'I forgot to opt out' email marketing is in some ways worse than spam. You can't mark it as spam in good conscience. I have a mailbox called Unimportant and a rule set up. The rule got so long that I had to split it in two due to a bounds error/distributed infinite loop in Gmail [good work guys]. My shit list:

5: Everybody seems to be talking about Chrome.

I like that it keeps track of your most often visited sites, but I don't think that's enough to set the world on fire.

6: Cloud computing is keen but I wish it wasn't all in beta. Google App Engine

is very tightly integrated and free, but how much can you do when you don't have write access to the filesystem and all your requests, responses, and database records need to be under 1MB? Amazon Web Services

don't care about file or transfer size, but their database isn't totally online yet. And when Yahoo gets into the game I'm sure it will be totally awesome except that nobody will realize that it exists.

- Z

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Words: 371
Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: misc

08/29/08 10:55 - 66ºF - ID#45495

born a ramblin man

1. In the United States, the word that precedes 'historic' is 'a,' not 'an.' 'An' precedes a vowel sound, and the 'h' is not silent. If you have thought enough about it to decide to use 'an,' you will probably also think enough about it to not pronounce it like a bad Shaw character. It ain't none of mine if you want to do that on (e:strip), but if you're someone who writes for a newspaper, you and your editor should both maybe have half a clue.

2. The last time I went grocery shopping I saw the potatoes labelled as 'pommes de terre,' and I thought that was kind of funny and evocative. Then my brain took a left-hand turn at 'noms de guerre' and ended up at 'pommes de guerre,' which sounds mischievous and awesome.

3. When I was a kid we had three pear trees and more pears than we knew what to do with. If you were on our shit list, we'd ring your doorbell and run away, leaving a grocery bag of like fifty pears on your porch. The ones that fell off the tree and rotted, we would dispose of by playing pearball ['poires de guerre?']. A soft underhand lob, an aluminum baseball bat, a spray of sticky mess. I wonder why I was always the pitcher?

4. We also had an apple tree that never produced any fruit worth eating for as long as I can remember. This summer - with my mom in San Diego and me mowing her lawn - it's apple armageddon.

...ramble on-

- Z

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: traffic

08/19/08 06:23 - 67ºF - ID#45368

yeah paul

It happens to me too. Today is the second day of football practice:

Notice the situation: has parked illegally across my driveway to avoid parking illegally next to a fire hydrant. Had furthermore left the car unattended for several minutes, which was what seriously irked me. Had enough sense to pull away when I pulled out the camera.

Earlier this morning they ticketed a station wagon for, boringly, parking in front of that self same hydrant. If I start calling these in, I wonder if the town will start paying me commission?

- Z

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: nsfw

08/17/08 02:10 - 73ºF - ID#45350

what makes her special

She sends me a photo, and some commentary.

But this is not the commentary of any Earth being:

'I don't even know how you'd process a photo to get it to look like that ... Grooviest is how the light fixture is hanging off-center.'

- Z

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: geeky

08/09/08 06:53 - 69ºF - ID#45290

perverser

I had started this project a while ago (e:zobar,39008) but then my hard drive crashed and other things came up. I had some free time to myself this week [go figure] and so I started again.

Here's a demo

that doesn't do anything except look pretty. Er, ugly. It's weird enough seeing it in Mac OS X; bringing it up in Windows is more like: that isn't supposed to be there.

<geeky>I've switched from Java to Flex 3; the screenshot is the AIR app, and the link is the Flash app. I've had to build my own xp/Luna skin for Flex, since Flex only comes with the Halo skin. The Luna skin can be separated out for another project - not that there's any reason for it - but it's only as complete as I need it.</geeky>

- Z

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Words: 155
Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: misc

08/08/08 11:22 - 62ºF - ID#45275

yowza

Holy schlamoly! Woke up at 4am to the sound of a half-dozen sirens screaming down the street. Normally I would roll over and go back to sleep, except for the strong smell of smoke all up in here. Went to the window and saw a rising cloud not too far away, and I thought I heard walkie talkies. Shit man! I'm not proud, I'm a gawker. Put on some clothes and went to see what was going on.

The smoke was like a fog blowing down Kenmore Ave, which was impressive since it turns out the fire was almost a mile away. They'd blocked off the street and though the second floor was still on fire, they seemed to have it under control by the time I got there. I was right across the street but the smoke was so thick I still couldn't see the building - I only found out just now which one it was. Some residents within eyeshot of the fire said they saw crazy high flames coming out of the thing when it started.

Anyway, if this

is yours, um.

Here's the report from WIVB

- they say the building may have been struck by lightning, dang.

- Z

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: a series of tubes

08/06/08 10:57 - 72ºF - ID#45250

f#*k%£g monkey

Adobe AIR is an impressive* new technology that the BBC has used to produce a swearing Olympics monkey.

Although they've since updated the application, the list of swear words has [of course] been archived online elsewhere

. George Carlin eat your heart out, they've got 1,400 listed here.

- Z

_______________

I wrote the scoreboard/advertising/multimedia controller for the QCRGs using the AIR beta, and that's some dang heavy lifting. So far commercially it seems to mostly be used for the kind of application that Marketing thinks would be great but which ends up taking up way too much desktop real estate and provides too little functionality for the amount of advertising it spews for anybody to actually use it,** which is a real bummer.
Guilty as charged. But I only did*** the Mac version and I used Objective-C, which at least excuses it from this conversation. Don't bother looking for it though, it only works in Baltimore.
I will make it up to the Internet, I promise. More later, maybe.

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Words: 181
Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: food

08/04/08 04:36 - 79ºF - ID#45240

hey everybody!

Rice Krispie Treats!

Also: successfully nailing Jell-O to a wall.*

Conclusion: There is still good in this world.

- Z

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Spoiler: Ramen noodles.

Permalink: hey_everybody_.html
Words: 31
Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: misc

08/01/08 04:28 - 78ºF - ID#45219

random acts of randomness

The suburbs are boring and humorless. So when you see something like this on your street you know that's a special thing.

- Z

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I am blogging a lot lately because B is out of town and Chita Rivera doesn't like my jokes.

Permalink: random_acts_of_randomness.html
Words: 45
Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: neighbors

07/31/08 10:28 - 73ºF - ID#45203

gripe gripe gripe

I have a lovely sunporch off the back of my house, with big screened windows all around and an aluminum roof that goes pok pok pok in the rain. We have a table and a couple relatively comfortable chairs out here, a minifridge stocked with beer and lemonade, and we'll usually move the couch out here for the summer. Now that I work from home, this is my office too. This right here is what summer is about.

I live in a section of town where the houses and yards are very small. I do not see this as a problem. I have neighbors who I think secretly or publicly hate me, but oddly enough I don't see this as a problem either. One of my passive aggressive neighbors has a stinky orange cat who likes to kill rabbits and pick fights, and while I do see this as a problem with teeth and claws, it is also a problem small enough that it is easily tossed over the nearest fence.

Here is my problem: Central air conditioning. Both of my next door neighbors and my back yard neighbor have central air conditioning for their homes, which are just as tiny as mine. It is 75 degrees outside and all three air conditioners are running. [Energy crisis what?] It's the kind of loud where you don't really realize how loud it is until that rare thirty seconds where all three thermostats are synced up and all three homes are exactly the right temperature AND WHEN THE LAST ONE SHUTS OFF YOU CAN FINALLY HEAR THE CRICKETS OH SORRY I DIDN'T... I didn't realize I was yelling. That's what it feels like, anyway.

- Z

metalpeter writes at 06:51:22 08/01/08 - Comment #37598: I don't have central air, but I do have one Window AC unit. I used to not but a fan just doesn't do it. I'm upstairs and it can get pretty hot up there. I sweat all day at work and I don't want to do it when I'm at home trying to relax. However if I was the kind that had lots of lady company then the AC would be in the back bedroom and the heat would be a great excuse to get naked then take an icy shower and then since it is hot she would just leave after that,HA. The thing to remember is that everyones house with out heat or AC will have a natural temp and that is what really determines what you need to be comfy and like (e:tiny) she likes it hot and again people's bodies are used to different things so again that is a factor. I think for most people all they should need is a really good ceiling fan.

tiburon1724 writes at 05:55:31 08/01/08 - Comment #37593: I would not buy a house without central air. Even in Buffalo. There are many days it's necessary to be comfortable, something I have a right to in my own home. It's not as bad downstairs, but upstairs is just too hot a lot of times, and really uncomfortable to sleep in, even with a fan on, without a/c.

janelle writes at 08:39:47 08/01/08 - Comment #37570: Like Drew said, I am absolutely amazed that people in Buffalo act like air conditioning is a necessity. We open up our windows, use a fan, and the house is surprisingly cool.

drew writes at 08:21:10 08/01/08 - Comment #37568: Another pastor was visiting my church, and was shocked that we don't have A/C (except in the office to keep the copier working).

Buffalo is not hot enough to justify A/C. Fans work just fine.

tinypliny writes at 12:42:59 08/01/08 - Comment #37561: I think they should just install hidden sensors for the AC units that makes them wail like crazy and wake the dead if they are operated at anything below 90 degrees. Suck up a little heat, will you? (I know, I am not really the person who is qualified to make such brutal statements, considering I am at my best at around 120 Deg F, but everyone's got a right to gripe. I hate ACs in the summer).

paul writes at 12:24:38 08/01/08 - Comment #37558: Its not my direct next door neighbor but on the way home from the gym, across from Fugazi there is this rich lady society club that has had a SUV sized diesel generator on for about 2 months. I suspect it is powering some sort of air conditioning system. It seems like such a huge waste of energy as it is on 24/7. Whatever, electricity crisis they are having, I don't see why they can;t solve it in some sort of non diesel way.

They should make laws about silencing equipment.

james writes at 11:48:26 07/31/08 - Comment #37557: What is worse? Air pollution from unnecessarily running your air conditioning or the noise pollution?