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cuilstalking

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So I guess there was like this huge hype about a new search engine named Cuil? except the comment threads of the news sites are telling me it's pretty awful.

When I Google myself it's mostly me, and stupid questions I've posted on [usually technical] mailing lists about compiling shit, or whatever. A few years ago there was another David Kleinschmidt who - well, I can't imagine him not being extremely gay in a very stereotypical manner [seriously: a singer with Oberlin's Gilbert & Sullivan society?]

But when I Cuiled myself -holy shit! What the Hell does this even mean? It's like they took Safe Search, and made the opposite of that.

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Who's Grandma Flyer? Why are there goofballs in my home and garden? What is a Flyer Monkey?? Whose ass crack is that?! What does "FIST CITY BLUE & FISH" even mean?!?

Jeesh. First Google lists me as a GNUstep user, and now this. How embarrassing.

- Z

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btw: RIP Ted Stevens' career. The man authored the Alaska Statehood Act, for Chrissakes. I guess he'll have plenty of time on his hands to figure out Outlook Express.
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💬 4 comments

  1. tinypliny ·

    The Real Zobar. Revealed!!

    HAHAHAHAA... that is more than hilarious!
  2. tinypliny ·

    Looks like they took all of estrip's links and spliced them with several shady looking websites. Several of my posts are posted at a directory called dog.focusnewshub.com/dog-fence/.

    Yeah, very credible indeed.
  3. fellyconnelly ·

    sounds like u have been busiy!
  4. jason ·

    Their branding is about as intelligent as their search engine, apparently.

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