Doin My Part
Because it's funny.
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I love Devin Green.
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"...and a pack of raped whores..."
just can't get it like the good ole days anymore :( -
"As an American Christian, I have devoted my life to hectoring my Invisible Savior with requests for lots of cool stuff. It's a time-consuming hobby I call "prayer." I lob assertive hints into passing cloud formations for better promotions, bigger cars, smaller hips, higher game scores and more luxurious luxury goods. This is all necessary because my Savior is infuriatingly forgetful and will otherwise squander attention on the much more easily satisfied so-called "needy." When not asking for things from Jesus, I tirelessly devoted myself to wringing every last dollar out of His name that is humanly possible without risking my tax-free status, appearing without undergarments on YouTube or becoming a Catholic"
HAHAHAHAHA
That being said what it doesn't say and this is often forgotten is that, God nor did Jesus write the bible, Man wrote the bible. so many people forget that, that is a huge factor in what you believe. Then that same book is told to mean different things based on what church you go to.
What I don't understand is why is marriage only one man and one women why can't a man have multiple wives legally or vice versa? It used to be legal?