Category: putrefaction
10/19/06 05:48 - 53ºF - ID#37386
ghost stories from the fridge
There was a Ricotta tub in the bottom of the fridge that I didn't recognize. We often reuse containers, so it was likely to be leftovers. I opened it up, and it was kind of moldy and lumpy and stunk to high heavens. I didn't take a really close look at it, but it looked an awful lot like it used to have been Minestrone soup.
Minestrone Soup.
I can't remember the last time we had Minestrone soup. Spring? Fall?
But when I dumped it out in the toilet ...
it was Ricotta cheese.
- Z
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: weather
10/16/06 02:05 - 56ºF - ID#37385
attn photojournalists
2. The staff photographer is putting together a photo-essay on the storm. If anyone has any good storm or aftermath photos, send them to me and I'll pass them along.
- Z
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: food
10/09/06 08:04 - 63ºF - ID#37384
my coffee is...
OK, I'm going to go into milkfat shock now. Have a nice ev--
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: gadgets
10/05/06 10:33 - 49ºF - ID#37383
synchronicity
Just then, I got a text message:
10/04/06 07:58 pm
From: 36245
guest@estrip.org
()thats so stupid
So I said ()amen brother amen even my phone agrees
- Z
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: fightin' the power
10/04/06 01:35 - 65ºF - ID#37382
i am a genius
Next time you get a parking ticket -
chill out. It's not a stupid waste of your time and money - it's a $32 permit to park anywhere you want within the city limits. Pay the ticket online. There will be a $2 surcharge, but think of it as an investment. When you pay online, you get to keep the ticket and the obnoxious orange envelope, which you can then stick under your own windshield the next time you park illegally, thus saving Buffalo's Finest the trouble.
You're welcome. And, as with any free legal advice, don't try this at home.
- Z
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: tv
09/30/06 10:07 - 49ºF - ID#37381
channel 420?
I got an AIM from (e:dragonlady7) one day while I was at work; she had taken some heinous cold medicine and it was getting on top of her. I directed her to a couple episodes of Krentz and the Hand of Shame and another one called Ptikobj . Her response was something like, "That shit is freeky."
When I was at college, I was awakened very early one Saturday morning when I heard my roommates laughing their asses off downstairs. I came downstairs, still half asleep, and, well- this was the first time I had actually seen an episode of Teletubbies. Technically we were all stone cold sober, but at 7am that shit is way freeky.
Also on the list:
The Turkish Star Wars (e:zobar,108)
Pink Panther cartoons
Fantasia
Hatten Är Din
Teen Girl Squad
It would end up being heavy on cartoons, so it would really cater to anyone whose attention span is shot [cf: children]. With a complete story arc [if you could call it that] expressed in under five minutes, and a new disconnected thought every 45 seconds, it's just not about thinking. Except when we take a whole afternoon to bring you: curling tournaments!
We would strive to keep overt drug references to a minimum. Cheech & Chong is out. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is in, but only because it is an extremely well-made movie from an extremely well-made book, and also, that shit is freeky.
OK, I gotta get back to work. My project is going pretty well, so mos def we'll be at the housewarming party.
- Z
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: work
09/28/06 10:53 - 49ºF - ID#37380
the gulag archipelago
I have also promised Management that I will return Monday with my shield or upon it; this does not bode well for my attendance at the housewarming party. The question is not whether I will be there -- I will -- but when.
- Z
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: music
09/21/06 11:44 - 51ºF - ID#37379
the gospel of judas
The point being, I've become a bit of a closeted Bob Dylan fan lately, so I went out and bought the 'official' Royal Albert Hall concert recording (WIKIPEDIA - The Bootleg Series Vol. 4: Bob Dylan Live 1966, The "Royal Albert Hall" Concert). A watershed moment in rock music, &c., &c., of course, and I never realized that Bob Dylan could rock this hard. But if my man over here had not shouted "Judas!" at precisely the moment he did - symbolizing whatever it was he was symbolizing - and had he not been caught on tape - would anybody care about Bob Dylan's 1966 world tour?
Eh, don't worry about it. This is the most genuinely spiteful and venomous recording I have ever heard and I cannot stop listening to it.
Speaking of spite and venom, I have been feeling curmudgeonly lately. Why, just this evening I saw some lacrosse mom park her exceedingly large passenger vehicle in front of a fire hydrant on my street. Well technically she was endangering the lives of residents and a grandstand full of kids, but sometimes you gotta rephrase things in terms people actually care about. So I left a polite little note:
Deep thought of the day:
If I fire-bombed your car,
they would have to tow it
before they put it out.
Have a nice day.
OK, so I don't know what is involved in fire-bombing a car, but the point is that the school year is young and I want to discourage bad behavior in the pups before it becomes habitual. Also, I was amused by the imagery of a flaming car getting towed down the street so that they can get to the fire hydrant to put it out. I am an asshole, but I swear I use my powers for good and not for evil.
- Z
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New journal music: Bob Dylan, "Like a Rolling Stone," from the "Royal Albert Hall" concert. Play it fucking loud.
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: work
09/19/06 11:11 - 64ºF - ID#37378
avast ye scurvy scum
Also, it's Talk Like a Pirate Day.
- Z
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: work
09/12/06 11:34 - 58ºF - ID#37377
more hiring madness
Some time in the next few days, you may be asked what kind of Worker I am. If you find yourself at a loss for words, you may use any of the following: 'peerless,' 'superlative,' 'exemplary.' True though it may be, 'one of the greatest minds of the modern era' may be mistakenly construed as hyperbole.
...to which the VP of Sales at my last job replied:
You capitalized the word "worker". I fear you've become a Marxist. I shall make this known to potential employers.
I will endeavor to avoid using words such as mongoloid, dotard and ninny.
What a great guy.
- Z
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Location: Buffalo, NY
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