Category: food
08/30/09 10:58 - 58ºF - ID#49663
baadasssss
It's conveniently located right off 490 and well worth the detour if you're just passing through.
- Z
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Location: Buffalo, NY
08/26/09 10:36 - 63ºF - ID#49637
something different
- Z
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Location: Buffalo, NY
08/19/09 10:14 - 71ºF - ID#49578
more food more thought
I'll start us off: I think the first people they should kill is the kind of person who offer unsolicited opinions on groups of people to kill. You know the kind- they start a conversation with 'When I take over the world, first thing I'll do is kill all the--' These people are always insufferably boring, and a world full of them is not worth living in. Now I hear you saying: 'Didn't you just offer an unsolicited opinion on groups of people to kill?' To which I say: 'I'm a patriot, baby. You're welcome.'
Second group: anyone with a rubber scrotum on their car.
Bonus question: what method should the Nazi Death Panels employ to reap their grim harvest? I'm thinkin' meat slicer.
- Z
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Location: Buffalo, NY
08/18/09 10:10 - 75ºF - ID#49572
topic
Exhibit A: Face/Off, which is a really dumb movie wherein Nicolas Cage plays John Travolta and John Travolta plays Nicolas Cage,* allows us to measure his performance directly against a known-terrible control.
Discuss.
- Z
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- 'How can we make this even more ridiculous?'
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: gross
08/12/09 09:06 - 65ºF - ID#49514
sex in an mri
Don't mind me, I'm just going to go over here and be a nun now.
- Z
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Location: Buffalo, NY
08/08/09 02:08 - 74ºF - ID#49485
we drank alone [with nobody else]
Some poor fucker brought a handle of Old Grand-Dad to the camp which we had to dispose of. It's a testament to the perseverance of the human spirit that the bottle was already half-empty when I got there one week into the event, but with one day left before packing up, we needed to figure something out. Enter (e:dragonlady7) and the #1 invention of the year: The Old Granddadtini*. Using several cans of Dr Pepper, a few bottles of sparkling cider, a fair amount of sour mix, and a smattering of triple sec, brandy, Mountain Dew, and anything else we needed to get rid of, she bent the laws of space-time physics to make Old Grand-Dad palatable --nay, delicious-- to enough people that we finished the bottle in only a couple of hours. The bartender was offering free upgrades to the Ballsacktini, which someone jokingly ordered and inadvertently received. Upon finding out, he drank the whole thing out of spite.
Another night, one of the tiki torches we used to light the road got busted and, with the help of a rubber band and a bottle of Stella, turned into Best Invention #2, the Beeki Torch. It earns points for majestic splendor, but loses points for practicality.
Deciding that there were too many Daves in camp [two], we founded the House of Daves. Our coat of arms [still under development] is Dave rampant sinister, Dave drinking dexter, beeki torches supporting. We have no constitution, but we have a number of amendments that start at number three because one and two seemed too important to use right away. I guess it doesn't matter because I can't remember them anyway. We also have the House of Daves Ladies Auxiliary which historically predates the House of Daves itself. And, using the closest item available [a monk-shaped dildo], we dubbed a knight John Henry David of the House of Daves based on his outstanding service to the Ladies Auxiliary [back massages].
Thus was a good time had by all. I'm glad I have the weekend to recuperate.
- Z
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- People would stop by our bar and ask for some ridiculous *tini drink. The bartender on duty would remind them that this was a pirate bar, and thus lacked things like Midori, Malibu, &c., whereupon they would ask for a Sex on the Beach. Hence the name.
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Category: geeky
07/26/09 07:55 - 73ºF - ID#49390
observation
- Fedora Core 8 installer
And yes, this goes into an infinite loop.
- Z
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: news
06/18/09 08:58 - 58ºF - ID#49002
bulletin!
I fear that this will not end well.
In the absence of real information, we bring you the following live-blogs. The Guardian and The Huffington Post are tracking each other pretty closely now. There's different information at the New York Times and the National Iranian-American Council Of course Tehran is 8 1/2 hours ahead of us, so last call is 3:30pm EST.
In other news, 400,000 angry indigenous Peruvians called off their protest when the government admitted they hadn't bothered to consult anyone whose land they'd decided to sell Thirty-four people died in the conflict and the prime minister resigned.
Look it's not like I hate the government or anything, I just wish they'd pay closer attention to the governed [from whom they derive their just powers, right].
- Z
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Location: Buffalo, NY
06/17/09 11:18 - 70ºF - ID#48994
information
Certainly you should check other news outlets, but I've found that international news organizations only seem to report that they can't report, official news reports are unreliable, and Twitter is just totally useless at this point. Also a lot of people nattering on about social networking.
- Z
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Location: Buffalo, NY
06/14/09 09:44 - 68ºF - ID#48978
hi score
I half-expected there would be a guy waiting for me in my driveway to shake my hand and give me a chocolate eclair.
- Z
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Words: 27
Location: Buffalo, NY
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