02/12/04 01:11 - ID#24274

La Di Da

I also love my friends for the fact that they don't need to know the words to a song in order to sing along....

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02/11/04 05:13 - ID#24273

The People I Rely On

Valentine's Day is coming up and I decided to take this time to go over the reasons why I LOVE mis amigos:

1) Laughter......it's unsettling (and bordering on unhealthy) how much they make me laugh
2) I am pretty secure in the fact that if any two of us were to get in a fist fight with eachother, it would be a pretty even match......I don't know why this makes me love my friends more, but it does
3) Pop Culture.....yes you did mock me endlessly for knowing LESS about Full House than you.....but for some reason that wealth of mindless t.v. trivia is still endearing.
4) Huge Paper or Friday Night Par-tay..... we would still do the same thing
5) Lazy Eye......I hate the jokes....I love the jokes.....I'm never really sure
6) "Princess Walkways"!!
7) Boriscopes......which, despite the name....are frequently the highlight of our night
8) Freaks......whether they can bend like Gumbi....have a whole in their chest....buns of steel....or speak in a pitch only audible to dogs
9) "two shy to shy, HUSH HUSH EYE TO EYE"
10) THose who excell in certain areas can somehow stomach the rest of us.....singing, "I'm not that much smarter than you"....life in general

THat's all I'm gonna write for now, although I could go on and on.....Happy Valentine's Day! I love you all!!

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02/10/04 01:54 - ID#24272

Good Times

I'm a happy girl.
Just thouht you should know......

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02/02/04 04:43 - ID#24271

Looks like fun!

EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS = Paprika Norway
.....okay, so my family doesn't really use spices.....don't have a favorite so I just used what sounded cool.
(Favorite Spice + Favorite Foreign Vacation Spot)

SOCIALITE ALIAS = Scarlet Dublin
.....my first serious partying at least....unless you count that time in 7th grade.....
(Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied)

"FLY GIRL" ALIAS (a la J.Lo) = J. Za or Zac
...both dumb, yet very similar to Jay Z.
(First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name)

DIVA ALIAS = Graham Cracker Vinegar
.......oooh that sounds so gross!!
(Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen)

GIRL DETECTIVE ALIAS = Pony Buffalo
.....Di already said kitten
(Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Last Went to School)

BARFLY ALIAS = Tootsie Tea (as in roll)
(Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Drink)

SOAP OPERA ALIAS = Marie Keller
(Middle Name + Street You Live On)

PORN STAR ALIAS = Snickers Keller
(First Pet's Name + Street You Grew Up On)

ROCK STAR ALIAS = Grey Goose Jagger
(Any Liquid on the Bar + Last Name of Bad-Ass Celebrity

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01/29/04 05:06 - ID#24270

Ramblin'.........

Sittin' in class today I started to think about how funny, or weird, or disturbing, it is that "self-realization" has become such a marketable idea. Think Dr. Phil, Oprah, self help books, psychiatry (to a large extent)....the list goes on and on and I just think it's funny that you need someone else, or someone else's opinion to tell you how to go about developing your own........strange

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01/25/04 06:01 - ID#24269

AAAAARRRRR

My computer sucks.........big time!
It has decided to ignore the whole "working" trend that has swept computers world wide.
SO........I find myself having to lug all my crap to freakin' UB to use the computers there.........In fact, guess where I am right now?........That's right, it's a Sunday evening and my parent's 30th Anniversary....and my sister's birthday.....and I'm on campus...........splendid........
However, I have spotted something peculiar,....in the middle of the library there is this little table that people use to organize their printouts......someone must have been cleaning though because the table is covered in cleaning products, you know, WIndex, paper towels, Clorox wipes....409........ketchup .....that's right.....ketchup...
Hmm....so here I've been,like a chump, using my favorite condiment (next to relish of course) strictly as a topping, when apparently it does soo much more!

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01/22/04 07:45 - ID#24268

********Happy Birthday Paul**********

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01/22/04 07:41 - ID#24267

Mmmmmmm.......Toner

If you are.....let's say a wrestling coach, and you find yourself standing over a copy machine that just won't copy.....here's a tip......DON'T break off it's little plastic parts......they may seem insignificant to you, but they may be all that is standing between the "mail girl" and a face full of finely-powdered, but remarkabley clingy copy toner............

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01/15/04 06:28 - ID#24266

Clem Snide....................Love 'Em

Missing Image ;(

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01/15/04 06:15 - ID#24265

Hot For Teacher>>>>

So, what skill could I teach?......That's tough......I know how to do a few crafty-type things, but due to my having the attention span of a 4 year old, I don't really know any one skill in depth enough to teach.
However, if anyone is having (or has had) issues with stress, I may have the solution, or at least some relief, to your problems. The "Hotdog" is a little technique that was developed my Junior (?) year of highschool (and it still works, 4 years later). If you are familiar with the rhyme "let's get the rythm of the head, ding-dong, let's get the rythm of the feet, (stomp, stomp), let's get the rythm of the hands, (clap, clap), LET'S GET THE RYTHM OF THE H-O-T-D-O-G", than you should get the basic idea of the move itself. It basically consists of rotating at the waist, although there are several variations (little kid run, thrust-rotate-thrust, full body shake). It's just an amazing way to burn off all your stress. So next time you find yourself getting really tense, or frustrated, give it a try.....it'll make you feel loads better.
I personally swear by this technique.....hope it works the same for you!
Let me know if a demonstration is needed, I'm always willing to do what I can to spread the "doctrine of the Hotdog"!

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