Category: poetry
08/19/06 01:47 - 74ºF - ID#37369
100
I personally like the opposite sex (on a good day, that is). (e:southernyankee,100) What does this say about me? (e:hodown,100) Her nickname is Barbie because she's tall and blond and wears lots of makeup. (e:jenks,100) I picked up the new Artvoice this morning; (e:uncutsaniflush,100) there are lots of pictures of her. Very nice pictures, I must admit. (e:metalpeter,100)
If you wait for more than 48 hours without anyone picking up the phone, hang up and send a letter. (e:mrmike,100) Finally broke down, couldn't take it no more. (e:shawnr,100) I felt like I had a duty to share this information with everyone; (e:lisa,100) some of you might get a kick out of this: (e:joshua,100)
"ur hot
ur pretty
ur sexy
ur adorable
ur sweet
ur a sexy angel in heaven
ur a beautiful centerfold
ur as pretty as a rose (e:theecarey,100)
You're quite the maid of the mist. (e:ajay,100)
I hope you have a great one. (e:mike,100)
Love to you." (e:terry,100)
I just did our grocery shopping tonight. (e:kara,100) There she was! (e:springfaerie,100) Lucky I brought my camera along! (e:ladycroft,100) I can't believe how many pictures I took. (e:maureen,100) She was always screaming at me (e:leetee,100) - no one would believe me that these accidents are not my fault. (e:imk2,100)
I am saving her head. (e:libertad,100) Can we fix this problem? (e:lilho,100)
- Z
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Appropriately demented journal music: Talking Heads, 'Psycho Killer' (Live), from 'Stop Making Sense.' gather:0188079001156010872
Permalink: 100.html
Words: 276
Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: geeky
08/16/06 08:26 - 75ºF - ID#37368
great ideas in action
Item: I recently discovered that, as a byproduct of a Homeland Security project, USGS is making available extremely high resolution [1px=1ft] uncompressed aerial photography of the 133 most populated urban areas in the United States at what I understand to be very low prices. The Census Bureau already makes available location data about all the streets in a city through their TIGER/Line program for free. The NWS has begun offering geocoded satellite data with 2min resolution.
-Where is (e:zobar) going with this-- you say.
A couple weekends ago I smoked a J and hit Google Earth and it blew my mind. All Over The Wall. [Which happened to be on the hifi at the time.] I thought it would be so freaky to set up a house WHERE YOUR HOUSE IS*. And you could put your car where your car is, or drive it down the streets to hang out at your friend's house. And if you looked up in the sky, you could see the actual clouds that were actually there at that moment. Because sometimes it sucks outside. My car would be the Monopoly shoe. Dude.
- Z
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- And if you looked at the computer in your virtual house, you'd see Google Earth with your house where your house is.
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Words: 337
Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: vincent gallo
08/15/06 12:31 - 77ºF - ID#37367
wtf
Permalink: wtf.html
Words: 11
Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: scooter
08/11/06 07:10 - 70ºF - ID#37366
got my
The point being that I just got my back from the shop, and I sort of dig where she's at. Life is more fun on two wheels.
EDITED TO ADD:
This link is for (e:dragonlady7) - it's the lightest trailer on the market, and it also happens to be one of the tallest.
- Z
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Appendix for gearheads:
What happened was: the engine was idling really low, to the point where it would stall out at traffic lights. This was very bad. They told me to turn up the idle screw. So I did, except then it would idle very high before idling very low and stalling out. Then I stopped at a light, pulled in the clutch and eased off the accelerator. The bike stopped, but the engine ... kept going. This was when I freaked out. I held down the kill switch, and the engine ... kept going. This was when I freaked out harder. After several seconds, the engine did die, I pushed it into a school parking lot, hitched a ride home, and called the shop. So when I picked it up today, I said well, what was the problem? And the mechanic said well, it looks like your gasket was homemade out of cardboard and it eventually gave way.
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Words: 273
Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: food
08/07/06 09:37 - 75ºF - ID#37365
a buddhist goes to the hot dog vendor
[badum-ching!]
So the vendor gives him the hot dog and he hands over a $20 bill. The vendor takes the money, and goes about his business. The Buddhist says, 'hey, what about my change?'
And the vendor goes: 'Change must come from within.'
[badum-dum-ching!]
We went to Old Man River for dinner, which got me thinking: every place you go, they make hot dogs different. Buffalo's got the 'Texas Hot,' which involves weird red shit if it's grilled or weird brown shit if it's griddled. Rochester's got the White Hot and the Garbage Plate. New Yorkers put sauerkraut and mushy degenerate onions on their all-beef dogs. Chicago hot dogs come from another planet entirely (WIKIPEDIA - Chicago-style hot dog).
Thus did I receive my Calling: I will quit my job, buy an RV, and tour America, sampling everyone's hot dogs along the way. I will write a book about hot dogs, with colorful photographs and unusual stories, and also there will be some recipes. I will become a veritable professor of hot dography. And then...
Well, by then I will probably be so sick of hot dogs that I will never eat another in my entire life.
- Z
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Words: 208
Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: porn
08/05/06 09:17 - 64ºF - ID#37364
something for everyone
This one's my favorite. Truth in advertising?
- Z
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Words: 393
Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: naked disco queers
08/02/06 10:35 - 83ºF - ID#37363
naked disco queers
Thing #2: One of my coworkers in the back office finally said 'enough of this shit, I can't work in this hot office,' and moved his computer up to the conference table. As he was working there this afternoon, suddenly a stream of water started pouring out of the ceiling and onto his head. Apparently, the central air conditioning unit that is supposed to cool the front office froze solid, shut off, and when the ice block it had created around itself started melting in the summer heat, it drained directly onto my coworker's chrome-dome.
Thing #3: We made our first formal announcement for our newest popularity contest this afternoon at about 12:30pm; just this afternoon we got two very good entries already. One of the entries was a decent but fairly average metal band; the other was a naked disco queer. There is no contest. If I could cancel the contest and declare a winner, it would totally be the naked disco queer, who says his shows are 'fabulous and horrible at the same time - like a trainwreck with box cars full of glitter.' He will be playing a show at a nudist beach in Florida in November. In his press photo, he is wearing nothing but a pair of tighty-whities and daring you to make fun of him so he can beat your ass. One of the sample songs he submitted is entitled 'Where in the Hell is North Tonawanda?' which, by the way, is my new journal music. This man is a rock star, in the purest sense of the word.
- Z
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Kendall, 'Where In the Hell is North Tonawanda?' gather:0353400001154572215
Permalink: naked_disco_queers.html
Words: 359
Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: weirdoes
07/26/06 10:55 - 72ºF - ID#37362
weirdest email, ever
Where can I get Dr. Klein's Bagel Bars in Grand Rapids , MI ??
So I typed "Dr. Klein's Bagel Bars" into Google with unexpected results. So I typed "Bagels near Grand Rapids, MI" into Google Maps and replied:
Have you tried the Bagel Beanery out in Wyoming on Clyde Park Ave near the park?
- Z
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New journal music: "Keep It Hot for Daddy" by Soul Position. gather:0266278001153925680
Permalink: weirdest_email_ever.html
Words: 81
Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: contest
07/18/06 06:37 - 83ºF - ID#37361
fotosjøp
So now [is this too corny for (e:strip)?] I want to start a Photoshop [..., Gimp, MS Paint, ...] contest on the theme of this photo of (e:dragonlady7) 's dad:
The only rule is, keep it clean [consider it a test of your sense of humor]. Here's the first entry to get this train wreck a-rollin':
Winner gets ... beer?
- Z
Permalink: fotosj_p.html
Words: 108
Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: potpourri
07/17/06 01:49 - 84ºF - ID#37360
god damnit
- Z
Permalink: god_damnit.html
Words: 19
Location: Buffalo, NY
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