11/07/03 12:55 - ID#24251

I have a couple of messages for Mary Kate.....first, I posted a link to The Faint website...check it out, second, I have made plans to come to Fredonia and kick the "I choose really awful girlfriends" out of you know who....He is such a freakin' "MK"......(see how do you like it when your treasured nickname is used in a derogatory way?).....
Other than that I don't really have that much to say....
Here's a story that might amuse you....Every Saturday morning my grandparents come over to visit....I know it sounds completley lovely except for the fact that their visits usually happen long before I had originally planned to wake up. So more often than not, my Gramps (I think it's a German thing) makes the trek up to my room to say hi. Generally I would have cleaned my room the night before out of concern for his safety. Last Saturday, however, I had no time to straighten a thing (Halloween Costume time!). I was also in absolutley no mood to get up that morning to pleasantly greet him. So, after a brief exchange of grunts and forced, groggy, smiles my Gramps headed out of my room. It wasn't until he was in the hall that he noticed his foot was caught in something. On closer examination, he realized it was none other than my laciest bra.....poor man, panic set in as he desperatley tried to free himself from it's silky grip. I guess he struggled with it for a good five minutes before he finally just took off his shoe...
I can't actually imagine anything more distressing for an 80-something Marine...I have never felt such pity...

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11/05/03 10:07 - ID#24250

Sneaky Pete

Missing Image ;(

My boy Pete has been released from jail and is reunited with The Libertines!!!....Yah!

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11/03/03 02:23 - ID#24249

soooo classy

The picture.....what can I say....I have been accussed of many things in my twenty years..."appropriate behavior" has never been one of them....so why start now...
Besides, if an embarrassing photo is the price I have to pay for a party where the guests do not battle eachother with light savers and find unimaginable glee in "hot-dick n'cider" jokes, than so be it!
And that's all I have to say about that...

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Location: Buffalo, NY

11/03/03 01:09 - ID#24248

Man oh Man

May I just warn everyone that anything you say or do or even think around a certain someone becomes his (or her) new favorite topic of conversation.....no sort of courtesy social censorship.....of course I guess I'm not really doing such a good job of warning you if you have no idea who I'm talking about....but just know I tried...

New topic, have you ever had drunkeness just sneak up on you....out of no where? Like one minute you are totally cool....using your kickin' motor skills, cutting out shapes to add to an "award winning" mask, and the next you are so drunk that you lose track of body parts.....and here's the dangerous part....you haven't let go of the scissors yet..... (And they say running with scissors is dangerous...try downing vodka with scissors..)Well if you have may I join you in your walk of shame ....
The party on Friday was jammin', at least all the parts I remember....Really great people...Special thanks to Chris...the kind sole who came to my aid at least once!....and to Matt, Paul, Terry and Holly for throwing the party!!! You guys rock!!

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10/28/03 11:48 - ID#24247

Check it Out!!!!

May I introduce you to the lovley Connor Oberst!!!!.....I would have posted my own picture, but let's face it, everyone would rather see him!!!!...I don't really have time to add a real entry but I'll be back!! Have a great day!!!

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Location: Buffalo, NY

10/27/03 02:15 - ID#24246

errrrrrrrrrrrr!!

I have exhausted all of my computer know-how...and have still not been able to upload any sort of picture (okay, so mabye my know-how consists of "turn computer on...turn computer off, etc." but still). I guess I was just destined to be represented by the default face....It might actually be an improvement!!!
Anyways, I realize that my last entry was a bit on the depressing side so I am gonna tell a joke in the hope of lightening the mood.....(that's right baby, I'm all about setting the mood "Bow-ch-ch-Bow-Bow") Here Goes:
What happened to the Native American (I realize that just using the term "Native American" instead of "Indian" is in no way going to save this joke from being non-p.c. but at least it's an attempt..) Okay, I'll start over:
What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?.......
He drowned in his Tea-Pee!!!!!!
Nothing but High-Brow humor for this chickie...Hope that helped!!
That's all for now I guess.....Peace out Boyzzz!
(have I used that one yet?)

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10/24/03 01:23 - ID#24245

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Elliot Smith comitted suicide last night....
I don't know why I am so affected by this...I mean it's not like I listened to his stuff that often but it just reminds me that people do reach that point...where there's no hope
This really scares me....he was really talented....wrote really beautiful music....I'm sorry, no one really wants to read about this but ...I don't know, it's just really unsettling...I guess I just really don't want anyone to feel that isolated....People are really important

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10/17/03 12:32 - ID#24244

Me Again

I have a few more things to mention....
First off....The Detroit Cobras did a cover of a Strokes song........does that strike anyone else as a little premature?
Also.....please do yourself the favor of checking out the band "The Faint" ....seriously addictive.....Jesse (I just found out that you read this)...don't be put off by the fact that they are from the same label as Bright Eyes.....They'll cause you to have a serious case of the "God I really shouldn't be dancing this much in public".....they're just that good!!
Finally....is it that wrong that I fell in love with a fifteen year old I saw on some reality show on the Family Channel.....I didn't think so...
One more thing....If anyone...during their crazy travels meets a gentleman who wants to travel across Europe....following Bright Eyes....sleep in bushes and avoid showering for crazy wild nights and sex in train bathrooms, let me know.....
That's about all I have to say for now....I hope everyone's happy and doing well.....
"Goodbye from, Jill...Elanor...and me.......
Mr. Dress-up!!!"
(I think we have a winner!)

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Location: Buffalo, NY

10/17/03 12:12 - ID#24243

Hey Y'all

I have not been keeping up with this whole "updating my journal" thing very well.....sorry (I realize that at most there are like two people who may have been affected by this...but I apologize to you)!! Nothing much has been going on in my life lately...
A couple of embarassing moments that I will provide as advice in "how not to be"...the first is just proof that my sister was somewhat justified in dashing my dreams of becoming a ballerina....I had just made myself some really hot Minestrone soup and I was carrying it up the stairs when I guess I just forgot the whole "right, left, right, left" thing and totally wiped out.....spilling REALLY HOT soup all over my chest.......So Cool. It stung like a mofo...I burned myself a little...now what kind of a war wound is that????
Another tip (the last one was "never forget how to walk up stairs')....If you are wearing headphones before class starts, don't turn them up as loud as they go.....If you do, you will inevitably not know when class has started...nor will you aknowledge your professor when he has everyone in class turn their attention to you....sitting there boppin' away to the music like an idiot......and you probably won't notice for a good five minutes and then you won't be able to find your tape player in your bag (or "man purse" for all you fellers")...and you will finally resort to just yanking the headphone cord as hard as you can just to put a stop to the now obviously blairing music.
So that has been my life....
Oh yah.....my closing phrase for today is......"See ya , wouldn't wanna be ya"......so is that a keeper?

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10/09/03 10:34 - ID#24242

Lovely, Lovely

The following are some lines from a Bright Eyes song....it's a great song....always makes me think of all my "life partners" (that's really what we are aren't we..)......"I had a beautiful, beautiful time, the drives and the talks were amazing, the kind of friend I thought I'd never find, I had a beautiful, beautiful time......you have beautiful, beautiful eyes, so bright and alive and enchanting, want to be with you all of the time, you have beautiful, beautiful eyes".....it goes on...it's really pretty. Just wanted to say I Love You!!!!!!!

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Location: Buffalo, NY

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