The Seduction of Joey Johnson

I'm too the point in my career as a medical surgeon that I can't progress without some support from a spouse. So I set aside a day to seduce my long time boyfriend Joey Johnson.

I was a little bit nervous when I invited him over as I had been dabbling in a relationship with Drew Ludwig. But all was forgiven with a passionate kiss at the door:


We started out with some light conversation.
He likes cloudy Days


Oh, good! I like rainy days...this might work!


I can't propose to him on an empty stomach so I whipped up a turkey dinner for the two of us:


I like sailboats


Oh, shoot, not Joey. He hates sailboats, they don't pollute enough!


Oh, yeah, well, um, I like cars...they pollute a lot!


Moving onto pinball. I need to show Joey that living herw is full of pinball fun!


I sneak downstairs to change into a little special something to move in for the kill!


I nervously chatter about clothing accessories to relieve the tension of the moment.


Okay, time to test the waters with an intimate hug.


Good, good... moving in for a fiery kiss...oh, no a setback!


Shoot, I'm committed now. Suck it up and propose!


No, no! I did everything right...why doesn't he love me???